Knight_Prism05
PG3D Sniping Lord.
Thread name explains the topic.
I go first (duh)
"FAMILY & S*X LIFE NK"
(If this is the wrong section, I apologize.)
I go first (duh)
"FAMILY & S*X LIFE NK"
(If this is the wrong section, I apologize.)
Post the dumbest server name you have seen.
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Pixelated human
Member
I saw one called "rape party"
Mighty No.10
Member
I once saw a terrible name...and that man had the greatest backstory in the history of anything ever...
His name was: The avenger of Whaley the Whale J.R.
I met him on a random server one day and when I asked why he had a terrible name, he said the following...
"I was once a regular man playing Pixel Gun, until I discovered that on the Pirate Ship map there was a platform of a dead whale. Whales are my favorite animal, so I was in despair when I looked into his dead and frighten eyes. I then named him Whaley the Whale J.R. and changed my skin and name. So now I am on a quest, to find and kill the player that murdered this innocent creature."
I told him that I never seen this "Whale" platform before, so he invited me to his server to show me Whaley J.R.'s corpse. However the moment he saw Whaley, he realized his destiny was a lie...
He realized that the platform wasn't a whale, but a shark. He hated sharks more than anything and knowing that his journey would've lead to nothing but tragedy made him question everything he has ever done in his life.
His hopes, dreams, regrets and memories were shattered right in front of his eyes as he looked upon the corpse of the creature that could have wasted the life of someone that had so much potential.
He cried.
He had many tears running down his face, so I tried to make him feel better asking what his username on Steam was so I can give him a friend request. After finding his name he said thanks and left the server.
Months later he asked me to play TF2 and on that day we became fast friends. Now we play different online games and talk on Skype.
Now...his name is Mighty No.31
His name was: The avenger of Whaley the Whale J.R.
I met him on a random server one day and when I asked why he had a terrible name, he said the following...
"I was once a regular man playing Pixel Gun, until I discovered that on the Pirate Ship map there was a platform of a dead whale. Whales are my favorite animal, so I was in despair when I looked into his dead and frighten eyes. I then named him Whaley the Whale J.R. and changed my skin and name. So now I am on a quest, to find and kill the player that murdered this innocent creature."
I told him that I never seen this "Whale" platform before, so he invited me to his server to show me Whaley J.R.'s corpse. However the moment he saw Whaley, he realized his destiny was a lie...
He realized that the platform wasn't a whale, but a shark. He hated sharks more than anything and knowing that his journey would've lead to nothing but tragedy made him question everything he has ever done in his life.
His hopes, dreams, regrets and memories were shattered right in front of his eyes as he looked upon the corpse of the creature that could have wasted the life of someone that had so much potential.
He cried.
He had many tears running down his face, so I tried to make him feel better asking what his username on Steam was so I can give him a friend request. After finding his name he said thanks and left the server.
Months later he asked me to play TF2 and on that day we became fast friends. Now we play different online games and talk on Skype.
Now...his name is Mighty No.31
ElectricShrew65
aka Kyoo
"Arrow bullet s*x in mama hous"
This server name is beyond terrifying
This server name is beyond terrifying
Knight_Prism05
PG3D Sniping Lord.
"Hot girls come fart on me plz"
TheLegend27
Game Champ
player shaming is not allowed
Pixelated human
Member
They must have been typing too fast
Dban1
Member
Maybe it means "so not good"
Admiral Ansoa
Grand VizeAdmiral
Hi i am hot boy
RangerDanger
New Member
The strangest name I found was f*ck the police straight from da uder growned . These people can't spell
Admiral Ansoa
Grand VizeAdmiral
xxpro gaming boy xxx
Strawberries
inactive
lemon party 9+
Oh dear god no.
Oh dear god no.
