Forum game; Roast the person above you

Your parents should really regret their decision of keeping you alive on the first day you were born on this planet.
 
I wonder why you were born in the first place...
Scientists have discovered that you were an unwanted mistake that came from the condom factory. Your skin was accidentally structured as tiny cells that are secretly micropenises (sorry) literally everywhere, your muscles are only made for you as a accident because you were intentionally born to be literally one of the most puny people, or actually the most puny person, and your skeleton was a mistake because it was secretly complete bleach inside, except completely white. I do not understand how you are still alive since you were unintentionally born as an absolutely worthless, puny person, you should be the husband of Peaceful Girl.
 
Scientists have discovered that you were an unwanted mistake that came from the condom factory. Your skin was accidentally structured as tiny cells that are secretly micropenises (sorry) literally everywhere, your muscles are only made for you as a accident because you were intentionally born to be literally one of the most puny people, or actually the most puny person, and your skeleton was a mistake because it was secretly complete bleach inside, except completely white. I do not understand how you are still alive since you were unintentionally born as an absolutely worthless, puny person, you should be the husband of Peaceful Girl.
You talkin bout yourself?
 
Scientists have discovered that you were an unwanted mistake that came from the condom factory. Your skin was accidentally structured as tiny cells that are secretly micropenises (sorry) literally everywhere, your muscles are only made for you as a accident because you were intentionally born to be literally one of the most puny people, or actually the most puny person, and your skeleton was a mistake because it was secretly complete bleach inside, except completely white. I do not understand how you are still alive since you were unintentionally born as an absolutely worthless, puny person, you should be the husband of Peaceful Girl.

Uhhh... I think you drank 1000000 liters of taquilla and budweiser before you write your dirty roast while forgetting those worthy rules.

"condom factory" "micropenises"
Yeah I'm right that you drank a lot...lots of alcoholics.
 
Uhhh... I think you drank 1000000 liters of taquilla and budweiser before you write your dirty roast while forgetting those worthy rules.


Yeah I'm right that you drank a lot...lots of alcoholics.
weeb
 
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