Let me respond. Your Butt + This Hammer = First Blood
You can squah these two firm apples o' mine, but they'll still be rounder than your butt X3
I'll be sure to inform the really eager men of the Yaoi Dungeon of your "two firm apples", let's hope they don't turn it into apple pie~
Sorry, but these apples o' mine are for me only. Though I'm sure you can be of assistance to chefs making apple pie with your 'flat surface'.
For you? Nah.. All those chefs really need to do is spread your 'two firm apples' and stuff them real good with cream, I'm sure you'd enjoy that oh-so much~
Afterall, all you really have are those red apples, not much for that tiny little twig of yours, ain't it~?
I don't like where this is going...
*chokes on his water*
It's okay, Brooke. He won't like where Tyrone's going in either~
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