We've all been there. You have just gone to a certain place, at a certain time on a certain date, done a special thing and the thing you suspected would happen has just freaking happened, not to mention the fact that you've just seen whatever the hell it is that player is holding and been told in detail how you're going to die, and the highly demonic and invincible thing that joined the game is beating the living hell out of you.
Also, you just updated your game, your friends are all missing and you're being framed by someone with access to your inventory. What the hell do you do now, sweet player?
Well, you've come to the right place to find out: These are the simple rules one must follow in order to firstly, not become the victim of a Pro/Hacker and furthermore, to come out kicking if the worst does happen. With the help of this guide you too can be merely be a catatonic, traumatized wreck as opposed to the guy currently being worn as a coat by some player who plays a lot. Just keep these simple rules in mind...
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2. Actually, placing Turrets near Spawn Points is a **** move. There is nothing more annoying....
3. There is zero chance of survival if you don't Use Armor.
4. If you are the only player who wants to kill in a no-kill server, then Start Killing Dumby.
5. Avoid going to servers where everyone else who went there lost to hackers.
6. If someone asks to stop killing in the server at anytime and asks to date you, it would probably be in your best interests to ignore his pleas and murder the guy.
7. Killing is the only reason you play the game: use it extensively, and without guilt.
8. "I'M SO PRO!" Is a good thing to say to yourself in every match. Also, who the hell doesen't like to praise themselves? A sad scrub, that's who.
9. If your Gravity-Gun is down to two bullets, take one shot at whatever it is that is threatening you. If this doesn't work, you still have the last shot to stop yourself from becoming a point.
10. Deadly Games is simply too hard to let you win a lot. You'll also have a chance to die without even leaving the middle.
(More to come....)
Follow these simple rules and little (or massive) harm may befall you. Either way, the important thing is to make sure you win a match and wreck scrubs.
-Forever yours, Blackout
Also, you just updated your game, your friends are all missing and you're being framed by someone with access to your inventory. What the hell do you do now, sweet player?
Well, you've come to the right place to find out: These are the simple rules one must follow in order to firstly, not become the victim of a Pro/Hacker and furthermore, to come out kicking if the worst does happen. With the help of this guide you too can be merely be a catatonic, traumatized wreck as opposed to the guy currently being worn as a coat by some player who plays a lot. Just keep these simple rules in mind...
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The Survival Guide
1. Spawn Points and Turrets Don't Mix2. Actually, placing Turrets near Spawn Points is a **** move. There is nothing more annoying....
3. There is zero chance of survival if you don't Use Armor.
4. If you are the only player who wants to kill in a no-kill server, then Start Killing Dumby.
5. Avoid going to servers where everyone else who went there lost to hackers.
6. If someone asks to stop killing in the server at anytime and asks to date you, it would probably be in your best interests to ignore his pleas and murder the guy.
7. Killing is the only reason you play the game: use it extensively, and without guilt.
8. "I'M SO PRO!" Is a good thing to say to yourself in every match. Also, who the hell doesen't like to praise themselves? A sad scrub, that's who.
9. If your Gravity-Gun is down to two bullets, take one shot at whatever it is that is threatening you. If this doesn't work, you still have the last shot to stop yourself from becoming a point.
10. Deadly Games is simply too hard to let you win a lot. You'll also have a chance to die without even leaving the middle.
(More to come....)
Follow these simple rules and little (or massive) harm may befall you. Either way, the important thing is to make sure you win a match and wreck scrubs.
-Forever yours, Blackout
