Chapter 3 Of Me Novel!!!!!!

Alright, guys. I have finally finished this chapter. Hope you guys enjoy?

A PIXEL OF A GUN
CHAPTER 3
Eerie flashback

FROM DUKE_LARUE'S PERSPECTIVE

If you ask a soldier, "Is boot camp a breeze?"

The answer you're getting is quite far from that.

First of all, we were climbing under barbed wire again, and they used the actual blood and guts of those pesky daters in the exercise.

We had some casualties.

1. Dark puked and passed out, but woke up a few hours after.

2. Some stupid noobs were killed by the gunfire from above. They tried to scout ahead.

3. It turns out that the barbed "wire" is actually solid metal, and some soldier was able to cut through with his bare hands since he was some sort of strongman ever since he was in first grade.

Sadly, he paid for that by getting some metal stuck in his skin. I heard that he's gonna miss out on the battles and will probably get to datertopia by the time the war is over.

I was a casualty, too.

As I crawled under the wire, I saw those eerie guts and blood stains.

Somehow, they were also nostalgic.

The day Chuck E Cheese massacred Showbiz Pizza.

I could see it in the guts.

That stupid, demonic mouse.

Firing the trigger...

At my friends.

"MITZI!!!!!! ROLFE!!!!!!!! EARLE!!!!!!!!!! FATZ!!!!!!!!! BEACH BEAR!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

I crawled towards Chuck.

I had found a party pistol. You know, one of those toy guns that shoot out confetti and stuff.

I had also found....

a bullet.

I pointed my pistol at Chuck's giant-a** head.

"For Showbiz Pizza."

Bang.

I blacked out.

"Private Duke, what on earth are you doing?"

"What, sir?"

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

I looked in front of me, and I saw one bullet hole....

just an inch....

from a skull.
 
Epic chapter! Take that, Chuck E. Cheese! You take my friends, I take you! Such an awesome novel!
 
Back
Top