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Helloz Fellow @$#@%, 200000day i iz gunna shuw u haw 2 be thee very best in pg3d XDDDDD
Step 1
*Bleep* U THIS ISNT A BEGINNERS GUIDE!!!!!!!! Take out ur at grave blaster, wait! u don't has one? GET OUT!!!!!!
Step 2
Now time for specially disabled weapons slot! now if u asks aardwolf, he will sayz gurrilia rifle ftw. dnt listen 2 him its a trap! chose between psr up3 or freeze ray rifle. anything else then u willzz getz shrekt 420easily
Step 3
Fire demon, nuff said cheeky processed chicken nugget
Step 4
Nooooow itz time to see whch secondary suits u!!!!!!!!! only options so that u will NOT be a n00b is Steam revolver Orz plasma releaser. everything else is 3weak
Step 5
now for ur glorious Primary. NAAAAH! JK NOONE USES THEIR PRIMARY ANYMORE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Step 666
Now U are ready 2 start rekting 8 year olds who stole their mums credit card. U MUST HAZ ARMOUR OR YOU CANT HAZ FUN!!!!!! Now has fun rage quitting and trying to get one single kill!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
EDIT:
WAIT m80!
U wot to winip every geme! 2 do zat u must has gems!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait! Are u alreaaaaaaady lvl 69? THEN GET OUT OR BUY ALOT OF GEMS!!!! Dont wot 2? THEN GET OUT YOU PLEB!!!!! Nowz aII U MOST DO izsz spam dem mechs andddddd turrets. Maybe invis potions. Nu jetpakz cus thy suck! XDDDDDDDDDD
Step 1
*Bleep* U THIS ISNT A BEGINNERS GUIDE!!!!!!!! Take out ur at grave blaster, wait! u don't has one? GET OUT!!!!!!
Step 2
Now time for specially disabled weapons slot! now if u asks aardwolf, he will sayz gurrilia rifle ftw. dnt listen 2 him its a trap! chose between psr up3 or freeze ray rifle. anything else then u willzz getz shrekt 420easily
Step 3
Fire demon, nuff said cheeky processed chicken nugget
Step 4
Nooooow itz time to see whch secondary suits u!!!!!!!!! only options so that u will NOT be a n00b is Steam revolver Orz plasma releaser. everything else is 3weak
Step 5
now for ur glorious Primary. NAAAAH! JK NOONE USES THEIR PRIMARY ANYMORE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Step 666
Now U are ready 2 start rekting 8 year olds who stole their mums credit card. U MUST HAZ ARMOUR OR YOU CANT HAZ FUN!!!!!! Now has fun rage quitting and trying to get one single kill!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
EDIT:
WAIT m80!
U wot to winip every geme! 2 do zat u must has gems!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait! Are u alreaaaaaaady lvl 69? THEN GET OUT OR BUY ALOT OF GEMS!!!! Dont wot 2? THEN GET OUT YOU PLEB!!!!! Nowz aII U MOST DO izsz spam dem mechs andddddd turrets. Maybe invis potions. Nu jetpakz cus thy suck! XDDDDDDDDDD
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