POST THE WORST PG3D CHAT EXCHANGE HERE

XxnoobxX:hahaha u noobs I am winning
OnomatopoeicPew:You're using a dragon breath.
XxnoobxX:shut up fggt u have no skill I am reporting u
 
Deadly:guys stop dating!If u wanna date then go IRL and look for a gf don't be an immature 2 year old dating..Hot B0y:Stfu bich get outta here I wanna date *deadly shoots him with PSR*
 
Random 6 yr old cod fanboy: this game suckz. Cod is much better!
{Mei} if you hate it so much then why are you playing it? *kills cod fan with PSR*
Cod fanboy: fuq dis Shiz. I'm gluing back 2 cod
{Mei} there! Problem solved...
 
RandomDash said:
User: “Xxx_Tea-Sipper_xxX” has connected.
Xxx_Tea-Sipper_xxX420: Hello guys!
Xxx_Tea-Sipper_xxX420: Talk please!
Xxx_Tea-Sipper_xxX420: omg RandomDash Ur skin iz cool!
RandomDash: Cheers...
Xxx_Tea-Sipper_xxX420: lol wana daet?
RandomDash: No, I'd rather die thank you.
Try-Hard76: OMG!!!! STOP SPAMING ME UR SPAMIN THE CHAT OMGGGG
RandomDash: Welp...
Xxx_Tea-Sipper_xxX420 Random pls daet mi
Player: I got all guns but im usin mi pixel gun only
Player: Let me win please
Try-Hard76: SHHHHUUUUTTT UP!
Try-Hard76: OMG!!!! random staup killlin!!!!
Player: random let me kill u
Xxx_Tea-Sipper_xxX: why random? U broke my heart : (
RandomDash: lol.
User: “Xxx_Tea-Sipper_xxX420” has disconnected from the server. (Rage quit)
Try-Hard76:Random im gona com 2 Ur house and kill u!!!
RandomDash: Okay cool.
User: “Try-Hard76” has disconnected from the server. (Rage quit)
User: ”Player” has disconnected from the server. (Time out)
User: “Aardwolf” has connected.
Aardwolf: lel, spoopy.
User: “Aardwolf” has disconnected from the server. (2MLG4This)
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Best story I have heard in ages.
 
Guys, I was trolling a dating server and I noticed this exchange of cheesy crap and stuff:

Parkor Hoi: zomg i so mlg
SWEET GIRL :smile: has joined the game
Skyl: omaigud shes so cute omg
SWEET GIRL :smile:: I need a bf
Skyl: me me me me pl:sleeping:z
SWEET GIRL :smile:: ok
Skyl: HOLEE KARP I HAV A GRIL FREND
DARKSwAgB0t: guys whats wrong with you
Skyl: We are just dating its so awesom
DARKSwAgB0t: Shut up
Skyl: YOU DAI FRIKKER GET AWT OF THIS SARVAR
DARKSWAGB0t: k im gonna get out
( im hiding somewhere)
SWEET GIRL :smile:: babe i love u so mach
Skyl: holee molee me 2
SWEET GIRL :smile:: do you know how to flert
Skyl: of course i am a pro flertr
SWEET GIRL :smile:; i like flowers do u
Skyl: PAK NO I H8 PETAL STEM TINGIES
SWEET GIRL :smile:: why u do dis
Skyl: ok ok i like flawers
SWEET GIRL :smile:: srry babe im breaking up with u srry
Skyl:NO NO I LUV U SO MCH PLS PLS I PROTECT YOU FROM VIET KONG AND PPL PLS BE MY GF AGAIN PPPPPLLLLLLSSS
Parkor Hoi killed Skyl
Parkor Hoi: zomg i so mlg
 
One day, while Mr. Blackout was playing in Sniper Forts...

Blackout has Connected
Blackout killed Pro Sniper
Blackout killed S*x me gurlz
Blackout killed I fukt Uranus
Pro Sniper:Hey Blackman stop using the Guerilla you noob!
I fukt uranus: Yeah N**ga, besides someone as dark as you is poor to afford a PSR.
S*x me gurls:Ye you nub me can own ya wid my dragon breth you blak s**t.
Pro Sniper:Lol, yeah if this wasnt a Sniper match I can own you Black guy.
Me:Well seeing as I'm faced with the situation of Racists Tryhards, an Illiterate Man Wh***e, and the like...(Pulls out PSR)
Pro Sniper:Shut it Blackman, someone as black as you don't need to live.
Blackout killed Pro Sniper
Blackout Killed Pro Sniper
Blackout Killed S*x me girls
Blackout Killed I fukt Uranus
Blackout Killed Pro Sniper
Pro Sniper:Stop moving abd using the PSR N**ga!!!!!!
S*x me gurls:Ye u stupid nub!
I fukt Uranus:I'm gonna report this noob!
Me:Says the three using the PSRs
Pro Sniper:Shut up we're pros.
S*x me gurls:Ye wi can ween if wi want 2
I fukt Uranus:Yeah ya noob!
Me:Ha! I like to see ya try, I already got while you guys are still 0!
Pro Sniper:Hahaha go back to Guerilla cause you suck at using the PSR
Blackout Killed Pro Sniper
Blackout Killed Pro Sniper
Blackout Killed S*x me gurls
Blackout killed I fukt Uranus
Pro Sniper:Blackout you noob and cheater, I'm
Leaving and reporting you, cause I'm to good for you
S*x me gurls:Ye ur guna git band im guna liv u
haker
I fukt Uranus:Ha I reported him and I'm leavin
Pro Sniper Disconnected
S*x me gurlz Disconnected
I fukt uranus Disconnected
Cute Girl has Connected
Cute Girl:Hi wanna S*x?
Blackout Killed Cute Girl
Cute Girl:F**k you Blackman
 
Oddy has joined the room- (dating room)
xxxstripergirl: Oddy cn u date me? plz
me: No u
xxxstripergirl: PLZ im dessperate
-puts on sun glasses-
me: I don't date, subway sluts.
xxxstripergirl: im gona tell on u
me: why?
-xxxstripergirl has left the room-
5 minutes later-
She's back-
With a "friend"-
cute girl number: 100,000,00: oddy is fat
cute girl has left the room-
so did stripergirl-
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TheRudeWolf said:
Situation 1
TheRudeWolf: I must say, I do not enjoy the tone of your language mate.
Hot Boy: U talk like stupid.
TheRudeWolf: Says the one who cannot spell "you" correctly.

Situation 2
Cute gurl: So wanna hang out (gets killed)
Cool dude: Sure lets have s** (gets killed)
TheRudeWolf (as Batman): STUPID DATERS! QUIT MAKING ME DO ALL THE KILLING! BATMAN AIN'T SUPPSOED TO KILL!

Situation 3
Awesome Kat: I am a pro (chat-kills TheRudeWolf using the wand)
TheRudeWolf: A pro who chat-kills and uses a wand? I would rather be a noob then. (snipes her with the PSR and shuts her up)
Awesome Cat rage quits.

Situation 4
Pro Player 1: Ima **** ur mom becca
TheRudeWolf (as BECCA): Okay, you are dead. :grin:
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Surprisingly, those are all true stories :0
The batman one is my favourite ^_^
 
I join a CtF server
-I get killed by armored nubs-
Me:Lets play a shadowy game
Armored nub:lol please noob
Me:Let the shrekking begin
Armored nub:What the f*** hacker
Me:I told you it was not a good joke
 
Ok guys here's a new one:

Hot Boy: let's date
Cute Girl: ok
DARKSwAgB0t: dating sucks
Cute Girl: why
DARKSwAgB0t: dating is crappy and it doesnt belong to such a game...
Hot Boy: why you
Hot Boy: ILL BASH YE FOOKIN EAD IN ME SWEAR ON ME MUM
DARKSwAgB0t killed Hot Boy
Cute Girl: why did you kill my prince
DARKSwAgB0t killed Cute Girl
DARKSwAgB0t: get rekt kidz
Hot Boy left the game
Cute Girl left the game
 
-TDG Joins Server-
-Cute Girl:TDG Date Me Plz
-TDG:Shut up i dont date,plus you probably want to get killed right?
-cute girl: plz TDG be my bf
-TDG:Already Told You,No (shoots her with Dragon Breath)
-Cute Girl:WTF YOU HACKER IM GONNA TELL MY FATHER TO KILL YOU HES A PRO
-<insert name here> (her father) Joined The Server-
-<INH>Why are you bullying my daughter?-
-TDG:Shes a Dater And she is asking me to be her bf-
<INH>: Wtf,you were dating in a video game? You are grounded for 4 weeks,and delete this game now
TDG:*Shoots Cute girl with Dragon breath before she leaves and cries* Another Dater Gone :grin:
 
Cat girl: EliteShot wanna date. Hot boy: Hey! Elite, you truy to steal my girl? Me: (shoots both of them with sniper rifle)
(Meanwhile in another server) Jennifer:elite wanna date. Roxy:no he's mine Lilly:No I saw him first. Me: (slowly continues killing them and returning to the match)
 
-TDG Joins Server-

-TDG:Hello

-Hot Girl Joins Server

-Hot Girl:TDG How old Are you?

-TDG:12,Why?-

-Hot Girl:Can You Be My Bf?

-TDG:No Sorry,I'm Not a Dater

-Hot Girl: Please TDG I'm 11

-TDG:If you Were 11 as You Were Saying..You Would Be Smart Enough to know That Dating Is Stupid Right?

-Silence In The Server For a Few Minutes-

-Hot Girl:Stfu bich f*ck you

-TDG Killed Hot Girl
-TDG killed Hot Girl
-TDG killed Hot Girl

-Hot Girl Rage Quits-
 
TheDeadlyGamer said:
-TDG Joins Server-
-TDG:Hello

-Hot Girl Joins Server

-Hot Girl:TDG How old Are you?

-TDG:12,Why?-

-Hot Girl:Can You Be My Bf?

-TDG:No Sorry,I'm Not a Dater

-Hot Girl: Please TDG I'm 11

-TDG:If you Were 11 as You Were Saying..You Would Be Smart Enough to know That Dating Is Stupid Right?

-Silence In The Server For a Few Minutes-

-Hot Girl:Stfu bich f*ck you

-TDG Killed Hot Girl
-TDG killed Hot Girl
-TDG killed Hot Girl

-Hot Girl Rage Quits-
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Lol
 
Cute Girl: I need a bf
AsIaN$wAgB0t: duh herro wat dat
Cute Girl: a bf is a boy friend
AsIaN$wAgB0t: no i no giv u boi frind i give u Banana Fry
Cute Girl: No i want a boyfriend
Vampire Boy: I want to be ur bf
Cute Girl: ok
AsIaN$wAgB0t: watdaheyl is dis i ask chock noris to shov two chop stik up ur bum ding dong potato
Vampire Boy: shut up
AsIaN$wAgB0t: stuhp ur dayting krap it make da elepant explod
Mlg pro: I'm so proud for them their such a great couple
AsIaN$wAgB0t: stup da tralala krap pls tis is ileegal
Mlg pro: asian noob ur too yellow to date
AsIaN$wAgB0t: whay i mlg yerrow monkee i rip off hed of dayter dumb ringadingadong chingchong tomato bois and gurls
Cute Girl: shut up pls u crappy asian all asians suck
AsIaN$wAgB0t: u dam rasist i repot u 2 ririsoft
Vampire Boy: from now every asian sucks
AsIan$wAgB0t: no no Jeremy Lin beet u at ray up contest
Cute Girl: Jeremy Lin sucks
AsIaN$wAgB0t: dattit I kir u both i no wana see u again deting o yoo get a big fat grendma for christmas
AsIaN$wAgB0t killed Vampire Boy and Cute Girl with one push of the trigger on a Guerrila Rifle M2
Vampire Boy: u noob stop using Guerrila Rifle
AsIaN$wAgB0t: Jeremy Lin use Guerrila Rifle shoot yu hed off
Vampire Boy:u suck i find u and kill u
AsIaN$wAgB0t: whay u kill mi i spred good wrd dingdong monkee laser chingadingsongtang
Vampire Boy and Cute Girl quit (for rage reasons)
*THIS ALL HAPPENED DURING A TROLLING ATTEMPT BY ME.*
 
DARKSwAgB0t said:
Cute Girl: I need a bf
AsIaN$wAgB0t: duh herro wat dat
Cute Girl: a bf is a boy friend
AsIaN$wAgB0t: no i no giv u boi frind i give u Banana Fry
Cute Girl: No i want a boyfriend
Vampire Boy: I want to be ur bf
Cute Girl: ok
AsIaN$wAgB0t: watdaheyl is dis i ask chock noris to shov two chop stik up ur bum ding dong potato
Vampire Boy: shut up
AsIaN$wAgB0t: stuhp ur dayting krap it make da elepant explod
Mlg pro: I'm so proud for them their such a great couple
AsIaN$wAgB0t: stup da tralala krap pls tis is ileegal
Mlg pro: asian noob ur too yellow to date
AsIaN$wAgB0t: whay i mlg yerrow monkee i rip off hed of dayter dumb ringadingadong chingchong tomato bois and gurls
Cute Girl: shut up pls u crappy asian all asians suck
AsIaN$wAgB0t: u dam rasist i repot u 2 ririsoft
Vampire Boy: from now every asian sucks
AsIan$wAgB0t: no no Jeremy Lin beet u at ray up contest
Cute Girl: Jeremy Lin sucks
AsIaN$wAgB0t: dattit I kir u both i no wana see u again deting o yoo get a big fat grendma for christmas
AsIaN$wAgB0t killed Vampire Boy and Cute Girl with one push of the trigger on a Guerrila Rifle M2
Vampire Boy: u noob stop using Guerrila Rifle
AsIaN$wAgB0t: Jeremy Lin use Guerrila Rifle shoot yu hed off
Vampire Boy:u suck i find u and kill u
AsIaN$wAgB0t: whay u kill mi i spred good wrd dingdong monkee laser chingadingsongtang
Vampire Boy and Cute Girl quit (for rage reasons)
*THIS ALL HAPPENED DURING A TROLLING ATTEMPT BY ME.*
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Laughed So Much i Nearly Died xD
 
More asian trolling session stuff...

Hot Girl joins the game
AsIaN$wAgB0t: hoo da heyl r u
Hot Girl: oh my god i need a boyfriend
Cute Boy: me
Hot Girl: yea baby
AsIaN$wAgB0t: stop ur sukky sukky krap ok tis ileegal
Hot Girl: shut up you loser
AsIaN$wAgB0t: um exyoos mi I three point ovah Lebron Jayms
Cute Boy: Jeremy Lin and Yao Ming both suck
AsIaN$wAgB0t: I shov 2 forchun kookee up yo aaaaa ok
Cute Boy: shut up weird asian
AsIaN$wAgB0t: stop bing a lil baby u dam rasist
Hot Girl: oh mai guuuuhd u asian
AsIaN$wAgB0t killed Hot Girl and Cute Boy with a pixel gun on Cute Boy and a simple shotgun on Hot Girl
Cute Boy and Hot Girl: wtf u noob!
AsIaN$wAgB0t: i pro wit nub wepons u need pro wepons 2 win haha u nub
Cute Boy and Hot Girl:..........
AsIaN$wAgB0t: who laffing naw?
AsIaN$wAgB0t: o doh mah su ming maw deem dam dum
Cute Boy and Hot Girl leave the game

How i learned to do this stuff?
I've been to China and some other Asian countries.
 
I've decided to revive this months-old thread with a bang.

WARNING: may contain slight inappropriate content (although fanfictions are still more bizarre)

Hot Bou: I need a gf
DSB: Hot Bou, are you a human?
Hot Bou: yea of Corus
DSB: Um, it clearly says that you are a Bou, not a Boy.
Hot Bou: no it clearl says boy
DSB: have you learnt of the second half of the alphabet, kid?
Hot Bou: what dat
DSB: Ok, nevermind but seriously, this isn't a dating game, so either get one in real life or get one here and look stupid.
Hot Bou: no there's many hot gals in the pixal gun 6d
DSB: There are non, plus this isn't a six dimensional game. This isn't 2035 or something like that.
Hot Bou: wat nuuuuuuuuuuuu
DSB: See?
Hot Bou: I have gf in real life anyway ok
DSB: I believe you, but how old are you?
Hot Bou: I am a six packer 9 yr old with 100000000000000 subs on u tub
DSB: hmmmm.....
Hot Bou: wat are u doin
DSB: Seeing that you claim that you're a six packer who is only NINE years old with possibly the most subs on "u tub"...
Hot Bou: wat
DSB: Face it. Your girlfriend in real life is your hand.
(20 minutes of awkward silence later)
Hot Bou: f*k u
Hot Bou left the game
 
-Joins Random match-
<ProProPro> Ehmagad U all nub
*kills Prox3*
<ProProPro> U suk Popo. Dbz suk.
<Popo> And am I offended? Nu brah
<OsomeGangstar> Who wanna date
<ProProPro> Lol u nub.
<Lady Cutie> Osome me!
<OsomeGangstar> Okay lets k*ss
*DESTROYER kills the daters*
<OsomeGangstar> Who shhot us?
<Lady Cutie> DESTROYER! Bf, kill him!
*ProProPro kills DESTROYER*
<ProProPro> U c nubs?
<Popo> OML! He rekt him! Run!
<ProProPro> C nub?
<DESTROYER> You know that was sarcasm right?
<ProProPro> Is that some kinda Pototo?
*Kills Prox3*
<ProProPro> OMG STOP IT NOOB
<Lady Cutie> Ur good Poop. Wanna be my bf?
<Popo> No. Die in a hole.
<ImmortalManiac> Hi youtube I wanna hack the time.
<***> Yu beach no
*lags, and the time is changed to OVER 9000 MINUTES!*
<ImmortalManiac> That's how, subscribe 4 mor!
<Lady Cutie> Ur mean Mr poop, ull die :angry:
<KingOfKing> I'll do it!
<Lady Cutie> Aww... Good luck Popo >:grin:
<ProProPro> Ur a noob king, imma kill ya
<DESTROYER> DIE DIE DIE
<PeeDeePee> Hi all!
<Popo> The game is ruined by you morons (DAMN RAGE QUIT)

Fin
 
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