Some Facts To Consider! (Aka. 3 Reasons why it's pretty good we still don't have an update!)

Serendipity

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Alright, let's start this off with the reason as to why RiliSoft hasn't updated iOS yet... Nobody knows, it could either be Alex's laziness to update our platform or iOS's BLAZING SNAIL SPEED at approving updates, either ways, here are some points as to why it's still good not to have Update 6.0.0:

  1. The Accessories don't have an actual effect, therefore you don't need to wear a PIMP CAPE (ARCHIMAGE, BABY!) or SWAGGAFUL CROWN on your carefully designed military uniform. - Consider that, if you're the type like me who enjoys making/modifying skins, then you'd understand the feeling of wearing unwanted accessories which obviously won't fit your skin. Or if you don't care about skins, the crown/hats and capes in general look goofy and stand out, especially the crown which I call "that hat that helps me score headshots".
  2. No friend system = You can stalk people effectively. - YES, thanks to Pixel Gun's incapability of a whisper command, you can stalk cybering teenagers/kids and effectively discourage them from continuing to grind their pixels against each other by wearing a REALLY disturbing skin (I.e. the zombie skin or if you're a creative wacko like me, my ARCHIMAGE-PIMP-SLOTH-THING). Just approach those cybering kids and go "*BREATHES VIOLENTLY AGAINST YOUR NECK* HAI, IM GARY GLITTER.", "CAN I S**T IN YOUR MOUTH?" or just simply cause confusion + disgust by saying you know that girl and that she's a 30-year-old guy IRL.
  3. You can STILL cheat for coins, jailbreak, hack yo Pixul Gunz and acquire 999999 COINS.. - WHY SUPPORT A GAME THAT DOESN'T EVEN UPDATE? WHY NOT JAILBREAK AND GIT 99999 COINS?? YOU CAN BUY DIAMOND ARMOR + POTION OF HASTE + POTION OF SWAG ALL DAY ERRRY DAY. (Actually, I haven't tested this yet and my iPad isn't jail broke soo yeah. But I hear you can. >> )
So that's about it. I wrote this all out of boredom. owo
 
You can still cheat for coins on Android, either way. The perks on "Andrud mastur raec"
But still, friend's list is almost ineffective and its only use is to see if people are online. Plus, cape effects are OP and such.
How I miss simpler times...
 
Actually guys, I just wrote this in a sense of "On the bright side, here are a some reasons why it's still good we don't have an update yet!" not "NO UPDATE = Better" x3
 
Ah, would've been best to come out with that statement before-hand, so that we didn't get the wrong impression.

I guess you have a mild point though, the lack of accessory stats for iOS means that we have a more, fair, type of gameplay involved. The only stats we have in Pixel Gun aside from XP and weaponry is mostly just potions.

I guess in that sense, I am glad we don't have the update yet. but you have to admit, the selection of maps is becoming old for us.
 
Ah, would've been best to come out with that statement before-hand, so that we didn't get the wrong impression.

I guess you have a mild point though, the lack of accessory stats for iOS means that we have a more, fair, type of gameplay involved. The only stats we have in Pixel Gun aside from XP and weaponry is mostly just potions.

I guess in that sense, I am glad we don't have the update yet. but you have to admit, the selection of maps is becoming old for us.

Yeah, the lack of new maps are getting very annoying. =.= I wish Apple/Krasnov would hurry up already and finish that update.
 
I've given up on IOS, I used to have an Android but I sold it and got an Iphone. And the app store is terrible compared to google market + Android phones are so much more customisable than an Iphone. Hopefully I'll get an Android phone next month as Apple couldn't care less about its customers.
 
I've given up on IOS, I used to have an Android but I sold it and got an Iphone. And the app store is terrible compared to google market + Android phones are so much more customisable than an Iphone. Hopefully I'll get an Android phone next month as Apple couldn't care less about its customers.
Dont start an iOS vs Android war please.
 
My little bro plays on android. We are missing worlds known as inside the code, ants life, king of the hill, and 2 castles. We are also missing another world with 2 pirate ships (I forgot the name). We still don't have different guns. Also we are missing a while new game mode. It is called flag capture. And on android you can add friends. We are missing all those stuff. I think it is very unfair.
 
Keep in mind Neon, it may necessarily be Apple at fault here. For all we know it could be Rilisoft that's delaying the update due to complications in hardware or programming bugs in porting the updates over to iOS.

At this point, we're all in the dark. So if you have to blame someone, I'd say blame Rilisoft instead. I've never heard of Apple delaying an update for more than 2 weeks at max.
 
Android systems are still not perfect yet. Some of these new maps are creative but not very suitable, i.e. A Ant's Life may seem large but is in fact very small as to the amount of space you can cover, maybe actually being able to explore multiple rooms in a house would be nice. Code Map is too small even for Capture The Flag Mode. Ship Map is too small and I would recommend using bigger ships for the sanity of players who get blasting off the ship every few seconds, and it is not the best map choice for Capture The Flap Mode, because you need bigger maps for that mode. King of the Hill Map is a great map, but the landscape to travel on is particularly small in my opinion. The friend list update is horrible in my option. I would like a way to have private messages send from player-to-player. Or the fact that it has bugs which include showing a player online, who is in fact NOT online. And since when can friends access locked servers???
 
Android systems are still not perfect yet. Some of these new maps are creative but not very suitable, i.e. A Ant's Life may seem large but is in fact very small as to the amount of space you can cover, maybe actually being able to explore multiple rooms in a house would be nice. Code Map is too small even for Capture The Flag Mode. Ship Map is too small and I would recommend using bigger ships for the sanity of players who get blasting off the ship every few seconds, and it is not the best map choice for Capture The Flap Mode, because you need bigger maps for that mode. King of the Hill Map is a great map, but the landscape to travel on is particularly small in my opinion. The friend list update is horrible in my option. I would like a way to have private messages send from player-to-player. Or the fact that it has bugs which include showing a player online, who is in fact NOT online. And since when can friends access locked servers???
Whoa, didn't think the Android updates were so incredibly buggy. The locked servers feature defintely sounds like a bother, and I too would like to have the ability to send PMs to friends. As for the map choices, I didn't think they allowed CTF for all of those maps. Inside The Code seems wayy too small to start with, and Pirates could definitely use some sprucing up (anyone thinking Black Pearl vs. The Flying Dutchman?)

Ant's Life seems large, but I had no idea there was so little space in it. King of The Hill seems like a perfect CTF map though in my opinion.
 
Whoa, didn't think the Android updates were so incredibly buggy. The locked servers feature defintely sounds like a bother, and I too would like to have the ability to send PMs to friends. As for the map choices, I didn't think they allowed CTF for all of those maps. Inside The Code seems wayy too small to start with, and Pirates could definitely use some sprucing up (anyone thinking Black Pearl vs. The Flying Dutchman?)

Ant's Life seems large, but I had no idea there was so little space in it. King of The Hill seems like a perfect CTF map though in my opinion.

Ant's Life does seem large except you cannot travel on the floor or risk dying. So traveling on the sides is the idle way of going anywhere. Of course the floor happens to be the biggest portion of that map.
 
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