this games seem like an online dater site

Cømmander Ren

The Regular Overwatch player
Here's what 70% of the conversations are about:

Might contain mature words ....

Hotgirl: I need a bf
Cuteboy: I will be your bf babe
Hotgirl: Meet me at rainbow tree
Cuteboy: K babe
*both go to rainbow tree*
Cuteboy: Seeeeeexxxxx
*goes through hotgirl's body about 5 times*

Here are two ways it can end:
1) Cuteboy: Lets break up
Hotgirl: K babe
*Cuteboy leaves game*
*Hotgirl gets killed many times by pros*

2) (WARNING: Not for Softies) Hotgirl: Hey cuteboy, I am a guy. Guess what? Tha *not enough room to fit message*
Hotgirl: That means you're gay
Cuteboy: either,
(a) leaves,
(b) says: Now i am gonna kill you! *Takes out his ruby axe*

That's how I have seen almost all of the dating conversations end. Now that there is a report option,..... mwahaha! So long , online daters suckers ?!!!!!
 
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Thats because you dont use the chat when you are playing lol. Daters dont play the game so they have time to use the chat.
The other 30% are
Team
Meet at spawn
How u hack?
U noob use agb
You too pro im gonna report you for hacking
No kill
 
lel daters are funny and also they give you Free xp and wins cause they dont put a challenge [i love seeing them rage]
The problem is your opponents gets the kills too and if you are at the other end of the map and your opponents are at the spawnpoints, you wont get any kills bit your opponents gets 10+ kills until the daters leave. And thats pretty much gg you lose especially in deathmatch.
 
The problem is your opponents gets the kills too and if you are at the other end of the map and your opponents are at the spawnpoints, you wont get any kills bit your opponents gets 10+ kills until the daters leave. And thats pretty much gg you lose especially in deathmatch.
not if you are as pro as me :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:
 
Don't let them go extinct they are one of my advantages of winning, HA,A,A,AAAAAAAAAA!
 
Thats because you dont use the chat when you are playing lol. Daters dont play the game so they have time to use the chat.
The other 30% are
Team
Meet at spawn
How u hack?
U noob use agb
You too pro im gonna report you for hacking
No kill
Tell me about it! I got reported 50+ times because
a) I kept killing a RAP with grenades
Or
b) Killed a RAP by myself using a Crystal Fast Death (headshots op)
 
Yeah the amount of daters is ridiculous. I went to Blockmart once and two people started talking the way daters usually do. I politely asked them to either play the game right, choose a private map, or go on a dating site. They ignored me so I warned them a few more times and then all they did was spam me saying "Shut your hairy *beep* mouth Duke *beeeeep*! People these days have no respect.
 
Yeah the amount of daters is ridiculous. I went to Blockmart once and two people started talking the way daters usually do. I politely asked them to either play the game right, choose a private map, or go on a dating site. They ignored me so I warned them a few more times and then all they did was spam me saying "Shut your hairy *beep* mouth Duke *beeeeep*! People these days have no respect.
Then just kill them or off/ignore your chat. This happens in like almost every multiplayer game with chat.
 
I seriously saw a person with me in the nooby servers and she/he had a name 'hot girl' already. how to new players know this stuff right away?
 
Yeah the amount of daters is ridiculous. I went to Blockmart once and two people started talking the way daters usually do. I politely asked them to either play the game right, choose a private map, or go on a dating site. They ignored me so I warned them a few more times and then all they did was spam me saying "Shut your hairy *beep* mouth Duke *beeeeep*! People these days have no respect.
Same but in Heaven Guardian it's like a freaking civilization of daters (for me)
 
What is wrong with the world we live in..? *sniff*
Well time to kill them all. The remaining ones, that is. :>
 
Rule 29: all girls on the internet are actully guys
Rule 30: all kids on the internet are FBI Agents
totally agreed... Imagine how if online dater just opened the door and there's a kid front of him, and was surrounded by FBI. Well done, kid.. "Rekt m8..."-FBI Kid
 
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