Alright, I'll get you some crack along with my cocaine and 'Shrooms'. You have to pay delivery costs though, I'm running on a tight budget.
It would appear that the local Wal-Mart does not sell cocaine, crack or 'shrooms'. However, I shall continue searching until I find a place that sells it.
How are you gonna skin me alive? I'm the dealer here, I can cut you up into little pieces and have you fed to my hamster