ElectricShrew65
aka Kyoo
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One day, little Chris Jackson, 8 years of age, was scrolling through the app store, looking for a new app to play. He thinks that those who don't have girlfriends or boyfriends are losers, so he is striving to get a soulmate...
Anyway, he types in "Minecraft" just for fun. He then sees a game which grabs his attention. Its name is obviously PG3D, the game that will forever change his destiny. (in a negative way lol)
He then screams "OOOOHHHHHHH MAAAAAAIIIII GUUUUUUUUDDDDD DIS G8M ISH AMAZUNING I WILL BE ULTIPRO 1000000 LVL MASTER AND IIIII WIIILLLL B KIIIIINNNNNG OF PIXAAAAALLLL GON CALLL OOOFOFFFFFF DUUTTY PLUS MIIINEEECRAFT IS BEST GAME EVR!!!!!!!!!!"
His mom then screams "WILL YOU SHUT UP, CHRIS???? IT'S 3 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING! WHY THE F*** ARE YOU UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING ON A SCHOOL NIGHT???????"
Chris screams back, "THIS IS HOEMWERK MUM SO YOU SHOULD SHUT UP"
His mom then screams "YOU'RE GROUNDED, MISTER! TWO WEEKS!"
His mom then goes to sleep.
He sees that the game is free, so he downloads it.
He names himself: "sexy king super boy 3 dolalar"
He finishes the tutorial, and when he finished he was like "pssssttt the controls are 2 easy this game is 4 nubs"
Suddenly Alex Krasnov appears and asks him why he's still playing the game. Chris tells him to shut up (obviously)
Anyway, he finishes a couple campaign levels then he joins a multiplayer server on Heaven Garden.
He pulls out his shotgun then writes in the chat: "YOU ALL SUCK YOU WILL ALL DIE FRIKKIN NUUUUUUUUUUBS LOLOLOLOL"
He then dies in the first five seconds. He then writes in the chat: "FRIKKING HACKERS YOU WILL ALL DIEEEEEEEEEEE AAJEHBDFELWGHURIHVFOUWIDGOIDGCIQCIQWCGYDWOGYCGYWECYWOGVRGQVBOEWBUCBOUEUV"
He rage quits and leaves, then writes a review on the app store and rates it 1/5. He then says it's because hackers are everywhere.
He decides to play the game again. This time, he joins a server on Paradise Resort.
He sees people in the chat asking for gfs and bfs. He then remembers that all men and women without bfs or gfs are sore losers (according to his logic), so he decides to look for a soulmate.
At last, at the beach, he finds the girl of his dreams. She was standing there on the beach, staring at the sun with her beautiful, blue eyes....
He goes beside her and asks if she can be his gf. For some reason, the girl agrees despite how terrible his skin is. His skin is painted white, simply because he says that he hates those who aren't caucasian, and therefore he is racist.
They then "check in" at the hotel and go to their room.
Chris asks his so-called gf to take off her clothes, and as she looks for her naked skin I COME IN AND I PWN THEM WITH MY ELEPHANT HUNTER OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIT REKT DATR NUBS
Chris calls me a gay loser, and he rage quits and leaves the game. The girl got mad at me and left after I told her that she should go to a mental hospital for picking such a terrible kid to be her "bf" and for dating in an fps game.
This is actually a true story, but the background thingy about him scrolling around and his mom screaming at him and the review and his first multiplayer match in Heaven Garden was just something I made up. I know his name is Chris Jackson because he said so (considering it's even his real name)
Adios.
One day, little Chris Jackson, 8 years of age, was scrolling through the app store, looking for a new app to play. He thinks that those who don't have girlfriends or boyfriends are losers, so he is striving to get a soulmate...
Anyway, he types in "Minecraft" just for fun. He then sees a game which grabs his attention. Its name is obviously PG3D, the game that will forever change his destiny. (in a negative way lol)
He then screams "OOOOHHHHHHH MAAAAAAIIIII GUUUUUUUUDDDDD DIS G8M ISH AMAZUNING I WILL BE ULTIPRO 1000000 LVL MASTER AND IIIII WIIILLLL B KIIIIINNNNNG OF PIXAAAAALLLL GON CALLL OOOFOFFFFFF DUUTTY PLUS MIIINEEECRAFT IS BEST GAME EVR!!!!!!!!!!"
His mom then screams "WILL YOU SHUT UP, CHRIS???? IT'S 3 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING! WHY THE F*** ARE YOU UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING ON A SCHOOL NIGHT???????"
Chris screams back, "THIS IS HOEMWERK MUM SO YOU SHOULD SHUT UP"
His mom then screams "YOU'RE GROUNDED, MISTER! TWO WEEKS!"
His mom then goes to sleep.
He sees that the game is free, so he downloads it.
He names himself: "sexy king super boy 3 dolalar"
He finishes the tutorial, and when he finished he was like "pssssttt the controls are 2 easy this game is 4 nubs"
Suddenly Alex Krasnov appears and asks him why he's still playing the game. Chris tells him to shut up (obviously)
Anyway, he finishes a couple campaign levels then he joins a multiplayer server on Heaven Garden.
He pulls out his shotgun then writes in the chat: "YOU ALL SUCK YOU WILL ALL DIE FRIKKIN NUUUUUUUUUUBS LOLOLOLOL"
He then dies in the first five seconds. He then writes in the chat: "FRIKKING HACKERS YOU WILL ALL DIEEEEEEEEEEE AAJEHBDFELWGHURIHVFOUWIDGOIDGCIQCIQWCGYDWOGYCGYWECYWOGVRGQVBOEWBUCBOUEUV"
He rage quits and leaves, then writes a review on the app store and rates it 1/5. He then says it's because hackers are everywhere.
He decides to play the game again. This time, he joins a server on Paradise Resort.
He sees people in the chat asking for gfs and bfs. He then remembers that all men and women without bfs or gfs are sore losers (according to his logic), so he decides to look for a soulmate.
At last, at the beach, he finds the girl of his dreams. She was standing there on the beach, staring at the sun with her beautiful, blue eyes....
He goes beside her and asks if she can be his gf. For some reason, the girl agrees despite how terrible his skin is. His skin is painted white, simply because he says that he hates those who aren't caucasian, and therefore he is racist.
They then "check in" at the hotel and go to their room.
Chris asks his so-called gf to take off her clothes, and as she looks for her naked skin I COME IN AND I PWN THEM WITH MY ELEPHANT HUNTER OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIT REKT DATR NUBS
Chris calls me a gay loser, and he rage quits and leaves the game. The girl got mad at me and left after I told her that she should go to a mental hospital for picking such a terrible kid to be her "bf" and for dating in an fps game.
This is actually a true story, but the background thingy about him scrolling around and his mom screaming at him and the review and his first multiplayer match in Heaven Garden was just something I made up. I know his name is Chris Jackson because he said so (considering it's even his real name)
Adios.
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