Phrases for Weapons (how will you describe your weapon?)

Swagberg

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Sup guys, Dragon Phoenix $wagberg here and I'm posting a thread based on what people would say about their weapons. The game called Destiny inspired me to make something like this and I wanted to make this post for a while now. The weapons you describe doesn't need to be the ones you already bought. They could just be any random weapon out there on the field such as the old Steam Shotgun or the Prototype. I would like to see your descriptions about the weapons you would describe in the comments below. Hope you enjoy, I'll do my best changing lives like a remix and then raising them... LIKE A PHOENIX!!! *Phoenix by Fall Out Boy plays*
 
I'll go first:

-Steam Revolver: I wouldn't really recommend a scope because of... personal bad K/D experiences... yeah...
-Katana: Musashi used this blade once. Unfortunately, it had the curse of Masamune.
-Dark Force Saber: "Join the Dark Side" -Darth Vader
-Napalm Launcher: Perfect for setting up traps for those annoying mechs, demons, flamethrower users, and those trying to outmaneuver you. Also great for bonfires (not recommended).
-Fire Spell: Burn in hell!!!
-Carrot Sword: What's up, Bloc... (supposed to be based off of Bugs Bunny's phrase)
-Ghost Lantern: This weapon is totally broken... Legend has it though, Masamune's soul will corrupt you if you use it for too long. Probably about 1-3 days maybe...
-Fire Demon: Wish my Katana can light on Fire... also wish for it to be able to split into two swords one of these days.
-Elite Rifle: My first REAL weapon... accurate fire, allows me to go fast, no need to utilize a scope. *sigh* where did those days go old buddy? *tears up as he hugs the weapon*
-Dual Uzi: This weapon would easily compete with Ebony & Ivory.
-Turbo Pistols: "Cheers love, the cavalry's here" -Overwatch Agent, Tracer
-Prototype: TARGETS ELIMINATED: 6 SHOTS FIRED: 1
 
I'm sure we can think of all sorts of flavour texts for our "weapons"....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
I'm sure we can think of all sorts of flavour texts for our "weapons"....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh damn... XD

Thought of some new ones:

-Ruler Sword: What would you expect? The Excalibur? What you see is what you get...
-Knight's Sword: "you call that thing dangling on yer waist a sword? It looks like a butter knife. This is a sword... And it's bigger than yours"-The Scotsman (Samurai Jack)
-Poison Hunter: I hope the Sniper doesn't mine that we modified his Sydney Sleeper...
-Exterminator: Your potential solution against those claimed by Masamune's Curse
-Automatic Peacemaker: "Let is fight man versus tiny baby man" -Heavy Weapons Guy
-Laser Bow: "My aim is true" -Hanzo
-Sunrise: Come on now, let's ride...
-Marksman: A weapon so accurate, the enemy team will be saying, "AUG!"
 
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