Serendipity
Well-Known Member
Welcome to the iOS, Pixel Gunner. This is the platform that will change you forever, until you die here. And when you die here, you won't have a burial beside Steve Jobs. Your family members won't know if you're dead or not since you forgot to purchase the iDead app (Premium Alerts for $2.99 Only!). Your corpse will be looted by other Pixel Gunners. Your body will decompose after all your hopeful weeks of waiting for updates, and your skeleton will be blown away into dust by souless Android Pixel Gunners with their faster updates.
And you would be right to say "Everything I've waited for was for nothing" as your last words.
Even if you do turn into an experienced Pixel Gunner, who roams the servers acquiring coins upon coins, eliminating zombies upon zombies, and killing Pixel Gunners upon Pixel Gunners, you should know that you are only the person new Pixel Gunners should look up too if you have lost all hope, which is hard to lose in this platform. If you have kept your hope, faith and gullibility in Apple's honeyed words, then you... you are the same as those who use bows or noob wands, and should be put down like one.
So welcome, Pixel Gunner. Welcome to the worst platform ever.
And you would be right to say "Everything I've waited for was for nothing" as your last words.
Even if you do turn into an experienced Pixel Gunner, who roams the servers acquiring coins upon coins, eliminating zombies upon zombies, and killing Pixel Gunners upon Pixel Gunners, you should know that you are only the person new Pixel Gunners should look up too if you have lost all hope, which is hard to lose in this platform. If you have kept your hope, faith and gullibility in Apple's honeyed words, then you... you are the same as those who use bows or noob wands, and should be put down like one.
So welcome, Pixel Gunner. Welcome to the worst platform ever.
