Chuck Norris Dedication Thread

[Zaliox]

Pretty self-explanatory.
Just keep it clean.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

 

[Ruby Rose]

every night, the boogie man looks under his bed to see if Chuck Norris is there.

 

[Ruby Rose]

 

[MysteeriousGuy]

*Image removed by Moderator*

 

[Smithy77]

God said: " let there be light." And Chuck said: "Sure thing."

 

[MysteeriousGuy]

why was img removed?

Erm there's a word sh*t probably

 

[ElectricShrew65]

Chuck Norris can get shot in the arm and not even feel it.

 

[Zaliox]

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

 

[MysteeriousGuy]

Giraffes were invented after Chuck Norris upper cutted a horse

Chuck Norris once took 17 bottles of sleeping pills. They made him blink

Chuck norries doesnt read books, he just stares at them until they tell him what he wants to know

Chuck Norris doesn't breath he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets . the bullets dodge chuck norris

Chuck Norris counted till infinity ....... twice.

Chuck Norris was once bit by a rattlesnake, after 3 agonising days, the rattlesnake died

 

[--Mr.Zero--]

Chuck Norris will kill us all.... With his mighty wrath!!!!