Everything Hero Knows: HOW TO BE MLG PRO, SKRUB.

Serendipity

Serendipity

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So, you wanna be God-tier in the game? You wanna have 1337 5KI11Z? YOU WANNA HAVE A SUCH A PRO SKORR LIEK DIS??

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Well, listen up, scrub. You can't. Cuz I'm 2pro4u. But what I can teach you is how to be...

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Yeah, MLG. Top of the league, baby! Now follow these basic goddamn steps on how to be a pro:

Buy/Make a Pimp Suit
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Hoes sold separately.​

You gotta show them who's the BAWS and, OF COURSE, that ain't them, that's you, you pimpalicious full-of-swag pro! A Pimp Suit is a very important attire for all you MLG-level pros. You gotta show them the pimp hand, slap them a bit and learn2skillz. Also, make sure to call the resident girl gamer on both sides (usually called Cute Girl, Plz S*x Me Up or ImAHotGirl69) your "hoes" since nothing makes you feel better than to demoralize women because you're a sad miserable virgin who's been friendzoned about a thousand times!

Buy a Pimp Wand!
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"One does not simply understand the Arcane Arts of Pimp Wanding."​

Come on, every Pimp needs a cane! And since this game has no official Pimp Cane, you have to buy one in the form of the Wizard Wand, make sure to upgrade that s*** to ARCHIMAGE LEVEL, PLEB. NO COINS, U POOR CHING CHONG? GRIND SURVIVAL LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. And presto, you've now acquired your very own ARCANE PIMP WAND*! (*no skils required to operate it)

Your Name
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Sweet!​

Now, as an MLG Pro and Master of Pimpin' Sorcery, you must now acquire a really swagful name and for that, I suggest using this site! (http://pimp.name/pimp-name-generator/) Be sure to *COLOR* your name, make it italic and all that crap, because who cares if your name stands the Hell out and can be spotted from a mile away by a pro sniper* (*me)? IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SWAGGER.

Diamond Armor + Invisibility Potion + Regeneration Potion + Potion of Might = INVINCIBLE PIMP LORD​

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Because who cares if dem whiny skrubs complain about your potions/invisibility-- I mean, SKILLZ?! You got the suit. You got the swagger. You got the PIMP WAND. And you got the best build for an MLG Pro. Damn, they ain't got anything on you up until you get sniped in the face. You're an invincible wizard Pimp Lord of the Arcane Swagful Arts!

Last Thoughts​
Now that you are a Pimp Lord and certified PG3D MLG Pro, you are now free to go out to multiplayer and start pwning people. Go on, Pimp Lord! Destroy all those who oppose you! You are an absolutely indestructible and a total unstoppable force to be reckoned with!

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Up until I see you in my sights...​
 
This is hardly how you become MLG Pro, it's how you become an OP Jerk.

Being an MLG Pro means you play the game fair and square, not by using cheap potions or an OP Dragon Wand. You also practice lots in public servers, using weapons of your choice, and tactics you pick up along the way. You never see any of the MLG Pros using an OP weapon to win, you see them either use an underdog-type weapon to win, or some brilliant strategy.

I'm sensing this is all for humor, but there some bits of the post that are a big edgy, and are bending the Forum Rules as we speak. I'l leave it up for now though.
 
GoldMan27 said:
This is hardly how you become MLG Pro, it's how you become an OP Jerk.

Being an MLG Pro means you play the game fair and square, not by using cheap potions or an OP Dragon Wand. You also practice lots in public servers, using weapons of your choice, and tactics you pick up along the way. You never see any of the MLG Pros using an OP weapon to win, you see them either use an underdog-type weapon to win, or some brilliant strategy.

I'm sensing this is all for humor, but there some bits of the post that are a big edgy, and are bending the Forum Rules as we speak. I'l leave it up for now though.
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Do you want a pimp name? If yes click here ➡️➡️➡️http://pimp.name/pimp-name-generator/⬅️⬅️⬅️
 
EvHaseo (ハセヲ) said:
I am actually laughing while reading this LOL
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Haha, it took me a while to write because I was laughing too hard. XD

Masta Killa said:
You are my Hero. That was a much needed sad but tee laugh. Epic level achieved. Keep yo pimp hand strong...
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Keepin' it real. /)

GoldMan27 said:
This is hardly how you become MLG Pro, it's how you become an OP Jerk.

Being an MLG Pro means you play the game fair and square, not by using cheap potions or an OP Dragon Wand. You also practice lots in public servers, using weapons of your choice, and tactics you pick up along the way. You never see any of the MLG Pros using an OP weapon to win, you see them either use an underdog-type weapon to win, or some brilliant strategy.

I'm sensing this is all for humor, but there some bits of the post that are a big edgy, and are bending the Forum Rules as we speak. I'l leave it up for now though.
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This is all for humor, of course. XD

Actually, the term "MLG Pro" is subjective, if you ever played Counter-Strike Multiplayer/LAN or Halo, you'd know that most of the guys who claim to be MLG pros have ridiculous names (xXx1337N0Sc0p3C0DBLAZEITxXx), are try-hards who use OP weapons (infamously, MW2) and are general douchehammers whenever they score a kill.

I wrote all this thinking about the "MLG Pros" I've met throughout my time playing Halo and the annoying OP noobs I met throughout playing PG3D.

True fair/professional gamers are those who are in sponsored teams (I.e. Fnatic or SK Gaming) or are players of major tournaments usually unknown to "wannabes" like the WCG or ESWC.
 
Hero said:
Haha, it took me a while to write because I was laughing too hard. XD



Keepin' it real. /)



This is all for humor, of course. XD

Actually, the term "MLG Pro" is subjective, if you ever played Counter-Strike Multiplayer/LAN or Halo, you'd know that most of the guys who claim to be MLG pros have ridiculous names (xXx1337N0Sc0p3C0DBLAZEITxXx), are try-hards who use OP weapons (infamously, MW2) and are general douchehammers whenever they score a kill.

I wrote all this thinking about the "MLG Pros" I've met throughout my time playing Halo and the annoying OP noobs I met throughout playing PG3D.

True fair/professional gamers are those who are in sponsored teams (I.e. Fnatic or SK Gaming) or are players of major tournaments usually unknown to "wannabes" like the WCG or ESWC.
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... i think its interesting to wear a pimp suit and having a pimp name the post made me smile i was like "wat" good post *clap* *clap* ill rate it 9.7/10
 
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