Call of Duty is better than Battlefield...
Sonic is better than Mario...
Digimon is better than Pokemon...
Pewdiepie is nothing compared to Markiplier...
Xbox One is better than PS4...
Team Fortress is better than Team Fortress 2...
Internet Explorer is better than Google Chrome...
Citizen Kane is nothing compared to Plan 9 from Outer Space...
Shakespears wrote the worst plays ever...
The only reason why you ladies liked Divergent was because you wanted to see Four's abs...
Team Jacob is nothing compared to Team Edward...
My Little Pony is the dumbest show on earth...
(If that didn't break you, this will...) Block Force is better than Pixel Gun 3D...
(I think I've covered the whole internet...)