ElectricShrew65
aka Kyoo
So, do you guys remember the rules you had to follow when you were just kids?
If you remember them, post it here.
These were the rules given to me when I was five.
1. In theme parks, do not push other kids out of the way to get to mascots.
2. Speak slowly. You speak like you're using a language mix of Greek and Mexican.
3. Pee in the toilet, not the sink.
4. Don't kick the mascots at your birthday party. This isn't Tae Kwon Doe or Karate.
5. Don't jump on the bed.
6. When bullied, please don't throw your lunchbox at the bully. Last time you did that, you knocked that bully out cold.
7. Do not run around pretending you're Buzz Lightyear in some supermarket.
8. Do not try planking on escalators.
9. When you have to kiss your grandma, please don't complain that she's ugly, looks like Godzilla and probably has ebola.
10. DO. NOT. THROW. YOUR. CONTROLLER. AT. THE. TV. WHEN. PLAYING. CALL. OF. DUTY!
11. Eat spaghetti with your fork, please. The hand of your action figure is definitely not the best thing to use.
And, the list goes on and on and on.
If you remember them, post it here.
These were the rules given to me when I was five.
1. In theme parks, do not push other kids out of the way to get to mascots.
2. Speak slowly. You speak like you're using a language mix of Greek and Mexican.
3. Pee in the toilet, not the sink.
4. Don't kick the mascots at your birthday party. This isn't Tae Kwon Doe or Karate.
5. Don't jump on the bed.
6. When bullied, please don't throw your lunchbox at the bully. Last time you did that, you knocked that bully out cold.
7. Do not run around pretending you're Buzz Lightyear in some supermarket.
8. Do not try planking on escalators.
9. When you have to kiss your grandma, please don't complain that she's ugly, looks like Godzilla and probably has ebola.
10. DO. NOT. THROW. YOUR. CONTROLLER. AT. THE. TV. WHEN. PLAYING. CALL. OF. DUTY!
11. Eat spaghetti with your fork, please. The hand of your action figure is definitely not the best thing to use.
And, the list goes on and on and on.