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-=Rai=- said:
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MEH!? MEEEH!? What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and killed over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll crap fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
 
-=Rai=- said:
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What the fu- did you just fu-ing say about me, you little bit-? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fu- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fu-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that sh- to me over the Internet? Think again, fu-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fu-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh-. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fu-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fu-ing dead, kiddo. (This is a joke guy's calm down)
 
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-=Rai=- said:
I thought I was the only one who knew that!
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Chaotix said:
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Oddy said:
Did you know that, Justin Bieber, is a lesbian.
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You guys have got it all wrong.
Justin bieber is a girl, but not a lesbian. If justin bieber were a lesbian, surely we would hear about tons upon tons of affairs with his fans. However, he secretly has affairs with Usher. One direction, however, is all gay, which is why they can resist their fans and keep on making homosexual references in their pictures.

I did the statistics a while ago, along with all the analytics before that.
 
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