For those who online date in Pixel Gun 3D...or anywhere

[AWSD-Spectre]

Here's a poem of what will come when you online date anywhere, anytime...

Online dating
By: Qwertyperson
Heed this warning, and heed it good
They won't look like as they should.
If it's a boy, or a girl
It may be someone in this world.
Love story don't start in here
If it did, your love is mere.
Online dating is so wrong
Your love won't really last long.
Your chance of being loved forever
Is 1/50, I'm so clever.
You look at her picture, and you kiss
Didn't you watch the show, "Catfish"?
Where's the love, I don't know
Quickly, you're batteries are low.
On the phone, on PCs
Chat with HotGirl17.
Watch out for people with usernames
With Hot, ****, or Chick Supreme.
Simply play the game you play
From Monday, to Sunday.
If you see an Online Dater
Pwn him, and he'll be a hater.​

 

[Helium]

I read it in a rap version but still its a good poem for online game daters everywhere.

 

[AWSD-Spectre]

I thank you for your thoughts of the poem.

 

[SPRnova]

Clever!

 

[Aardwolf]

Tenouttaten hundred outta hunded, here is a complimentary boston terrier

 

[Hayabusa]

I like you already

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Perfect poem! 10/10!

 

[FrancisMCMaster]

11/10 perfectly describes the dater situation

 

[MIDNIGHT]

11/10 perfectly describes the dater situation

indeed

 

[AWSD-Spectre]

Are you serious here? I recieved 8 likes from this...I feel accomplished. Thanks everyone

 

[ElectricShrew65]

Make it 9.

 

[ElectricShrew65]

I narrated this poem in a dating server and they said they're gonna find me and kill me.

 

[AWSD-Spectre]

I narrated this poem in a dating server and they said they're gonna find me and kill me.

It looks like you've spread the word. Great job mate. It would've been a jolly-good show if I was there with you...

 

[ElectricShrew65]

Meh i shut them up with a PSR and a dragon breath.

 

[AWSD-Spectre]

Meh i shut them up with a PSR and a dragon breath.

To be honest, I would've done the same thing...

 

[ElectricShrew65]

Someone emailed me about where I lived. 0-0

I answered Iwo Jima.

 

[ElectricShrew65]

So i guess theyre gonna kill someone there.

 

[AWSD-Spectre]

Someone emailed me about where I lived. 0-0

I answered Iwo Jima.

So i guess theyre gonna kill someone there.

First of all, who would e-mail someone, "Where do you live? I wanna kill you " A noob at life would only do that...And that person better have locked his/her's house, wield a shotgun, and be under a witness-protection program...

 

[ElectricShrew65]

They said they were gonna bring a "super powerful stabber" and a nuke launcher.

 

[ElectricShrew65]

They cant drag the Enola Gay all the way to Iwo Jima, can they?