Forum Game: Crush a dream

[MIDNIGHT]

That pineapple will prob blow in your face I wish I had one million dollars

didn't you read the thread rules? can't reply to your dream crusher

 

[¬Me¤w§tic]

That pineapple will prob blow in your face I wish I had one million dollars

You spend it all on a rock that does nothing
I wish it can call sacred inferno inferno-kun

 

[MIDNIGHT]

I scare u OK now I want to be famus on the pixelgun3d fourms

to bad, your famous bar drops to 0%

i wish for potatoes

 

[¬Me¤w§tic]

to bad, your famous bar drops to 0%

i wish for potatoes

The potatos are just blocks of lead...
I wish people would stop shipping me with professor sycamore.....

 

[Mint]

Professor Sycamore proposes to you.

I wish I had Steve Austin's autograph

 

[MIDNIGHT]

Steve Austin died, no more autographs.

i wish for a rocket to fly into me

 

[¬Me¤w§tic]

Steve Austin died, no more autographs.

i wish for a rocket to fly into me

The rocket flys into you and blows up
I wish I can destroy any shipping *cough* lacewoodshipping *cough*

 

[MIDNIGHT]

Lakewood spring gives u a whack on the head and says get a life I wish that I was cool

Edit: last post of a day good-natured guys

your cool bar gets blown up

i wish for an apple

 

[¬Me¤w§tic]

your cool bar gets blown up

i wish for an apple

The apple is poisoned
I wish people would stop ranting and just enjoy the new pg3d update

 

[Mint]

The new coin system sucks.
I wish magikarp was useful

 

[MIDNIGHT]

;´༎ຶਊ ༎ຶ`; magikarp becomes even worse.

i wish for a pony

 

[¬Me¤w§tic]

Calem: the pony infects you with Ebola. I wish Serena or who you like to call gardy would stop kidnapping me

 

[Dom]

Your crush kidnaps you.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

 

[MIDNIGHT]

Your crush kidnaps you.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

the dragon eats you alive.

i want a million, DUN DUN DUN! pinepples!

 

[Dom]

The pinnables blows up In your face I wish that I had superpowers

You turn into magikarp

I wish that coffee was free

 

[Dom]

The coffee now is worth one million dollars I wish that pixelgun3d didn't have all these glitches

Risiloft stop making updates

I wish that daters would self-destruct

 

[Dom]

The daters brain wash u so now your a dater ha ha I wish that pixelgun3d was real

It stays as a game.

I wish I had wings

 

[Mr.Zombie]

It stays as a game.

I wish I had wings

Okay, first things first, recent posts don't seem to understand the rules of this forum game, 1. Do not reply to someone who just crushed your dream, 2. The crush must be unique/ironic and have some sort of relation to the dream, with that said, continue

 

[Titanium]

People keep on doing that I wish that I didn't have to go to school

Then you will have not much friends, Init?

I want a M16 Rifle.

 

[Dom]

All of the M16's blow up I wish that cows would be cool

Somebody brainwashed cows to like Justin bieber.

I wish lightning was made of chocolate.