I know this is kind of off topic but...

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FEAR

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FEAR's Rules of the Internet:

ARTCILE A, General:
1) Any website with a name similar to softonic is a no-no.
2) If you use Bing or Ask.com as your search engine, I hate you.
ARTICLE B, Google Images:
3) Never scroll to the bottom of any Google Images search.
4) If you add 'anime' to the end of any word and look it up in Google Images, the results will most likely be Ecchi related.
5) Whatever you do, do NOT look up Brazilian in Google Images.
ARTCLE C, Nrop:
6) For reasons unknown, all pirating sites have adult ads everywhere. Always.
6.5) If you can imagine it, there's porn for it. I mean, come on, there's FNAF porn for christ's sake!
7) Do not click on any ads that say 'Better Than Tinder', no matter how harmless they may look.
ARTICLE D, Viruses:
8) If you want to download something, download it to Linux, then upload it to Google Drive. After that, switch to your normal OS and download it from Google Drive. Google Drive contains a virus scanner that is said to be almost better than Norton's.
9) If you don't feel like getting an Ubuntu OS, buy Norton.
10) I don't give a crap if there's a better anti-virus software than Norton's. Download Norton anyway.
ARTICLE E, Advertising:
11) Do not advertise a single product on any forums, even if your cousin does work for the company that distributes it.
ARTICLE F, Deleting System 32/64:
12) If you get a virus because you didn't heed my warnings, proceed to delete System 32/64.
ARTICLE J, Going Off Topic:
13) Don't do it.

Thanks for reading :3
 
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Nice but should be in off topic.
Btw why not search at the bottom of any google images????
Also searching Brazilian wasn't that bad :tongueclosed:
 
Next rule of the internet: NEVER search up what disease you have on Google.
If you cough once, chances are Google will tell you that you have lung cancer or something.

By the way, please use the Off-Topic lounge next time. Thanks.

 
FEAR said:
FEAR's Rules of the Internet:

ARTCILE A, General:
1) Any website with a name similar to softonic is a no-no.
2) If you use Bing or Ask.com as your search engine, I hate you.
ARTICLE B, Google Images:
3) Never scroll to the bottom of any Google Images search.
4) If you add 'anime' to the end of any word and look it up in Google Images, the results will most likely be Ecchi related.
5) Whatever you do, do NOT look up Brazilian in Google Images.
ARTCLE C, Nrop:
6) For reasons unknown, all pirating sites have adult ads everywhere. Always.
7) Do not click on any ads that say 'Better Than Tinder', no matter how harmless they may look.
ARTICLE D, Viruses:
8) If you want to download something, download it to Linux, then upload it to Google Drive. After that, switch to your normal OS and download it from Google Drive. Google Drive contains a virus scanner that is said to be almost better than Norton's.
9) If you don't feel like getting an Ubuntu OS, buy Norton.
10) I don't give a crap if there's a better anti-virus software than Norton's. Download Norton anyway.
ARTICLE E, Advertising:
11) Do not advertise a single product on any forums, even if your cousin does work for the company that distributes it.
ARTICLE F, Deleting System 32/64:
12) If you get a virus because you didn't heed my warnings, proceed to delete System 32/64.
ARTICLE J, Going Off Topic:
13) Don't do it.

Thanks for reading :3
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Here's my opinion:
Article A:
1) Agreed
2) Agreed
Article B:
3) Why not? I often do sometimes if I'm trying to find a certain image (mostly I reach the bottom unknowingly though).
4) Agreed
5) I didn't really intend to, but based on the responses above, it seems there's no harm in looking it up.
Article C:
6) This is because pirating sites are often a heavy source for pirating pornography.
7) Full agreement
Article D:
8) Google Drive does contain a better virus scanner than most anti-virus systems, however whether it's better than Norton can be debatable.
9) I recommend Norton, or if you are cheap and want a free one, AVG or MalwareBytes are good free alternatives.
10) While Norton may be a great anti-virus, the pressure of forcing people to buy it shouldn't really be needed. Granted, I have pressed other people to download Norton or some form of anti-virus, but never on a public platform. I say it's up to the user. If they want to shell out the money to feel secure, they can, otherwise, if they aren't quite rich enough to afford it, then your best alternatives are AVG/MalwareBytes/Kapersky.
Article E:
11) Agreed, we actually banned a user purely for the fact he was advertising his father's business on his profile.
Article F:
12) Deleting System 32/64. You gotta be a huge idiot to fall for that one, partly because while it would stop a virus, it would also kill your entire computer's OS in one keystroke.
Article J: (Which should be G)
13) It's the Off-Topic Lounge, you can an infinte amount of ways of derailing this thread, and I won't care (as long as it abides by the forum rules), purely for the fact it's in the Off-Topic Lounge (OTL for short).
 
I am the only person in my family who hates/ doesn't use/ will never use Bing. I REALLY hate Bing for some reason. I have no idea why.... I use Google. I never use Google images.... Well, I sometimes use it..... for cat pictures :3. And now since you said don't search up "Brazilian" in Google Images, I kind of have the slight urge to do so.
 
Bronzium said:
Here's my opinion:
Article A:
1) Agreed
2) Agreed
Article B:
3) Why not? I often do sometimes if I'm trying to find a certain image (mostly I reach the bottom unknowingly though).
4) Agreed
5) I didn't really intend to, but based on the responses above, it seems there's no harm in looking it up.
Article C:
6) This is because pirating sites are often a heavy source for pirating pornography.
7) Full agreement
Article D:
8) Google Drive does contain a better virus scanner than most anti-virus systems, however whether it's better than Norton can be debatable.
9) I recommend Norton, or if you are cheap and want a free one, AVG or MalwareBytes are good free alternatives.
10) While Norton may be a great anti-virus, the pressure of forcing people to buy it shouldn't really be needed. Granted, I have pressed other people to download Norton or some form of anti-virus, but never on a public platform. I say it's up to the user. If they want to shell out the money to feel secure, they can, otherwise, if they aren't quite rich enough to afford it, then your best alternatives are AVG/MalwareBytes/Kapersky.
Article E:
11) Agreed, we actually banned a user purely for the fact he was advertising his father's business on his profile.
Article F:
12) Deleting System 32/64. You gotta be a huge idiot to fall for that one, partly because while it would stop a virus, it would also kill your entire computer's OS in one keystroke.
Article J: (Which should be G)
13) It's the Off-Topic Lounge, you can an infinte amount of ways of derailing this thread, and I won't care (as long as it abides by the forum rules), purely for the fact it's in the Off-Topic Lounge (OTL for short).
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I love how you took ARTCLE D and up seriously.
 
New rule under ARTICLE C:
6.5) If you can imagine it, there's porn for it. I mean, come on, there's FNAF porn for christ's sake!
 
FEAR said:
New rule under ARTICLE C:
6.5) If you can imagine it, there's porn for it. I mean, come on, there's FNAF porn for christ's sake!
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