Hither be I, Angelus.
Meseems a disturbance by a forworthin' wirling.
Skitty skarth thou art Troll, a fool, an imbecilic malefactor.
Let one have for thee respect not, but ruth to thy doltishness.
Ifsoever we cross path, spat wilt thou be, condemned and beset by the forum as whole.
Thou art nary relatable, worth nothing but as thy wretched blathers.
Thou hast a dictionary of sobriquets, I can bestow thee with a library of germane appellations.
Sooth, thou art an artless, base-court, apple-john, bawdy, bat-fowling, baggage, beslubbering, beef-witted, barnacle, bootless, beetle-headed, bladder, churlish boil, brained, boar-pig, cockered, clapper-clawed, bugbear, clouted, clay-brained, bum-bailey, craven, common-kissing, canker-blossom, currish, crook-pated, clack-dish, dankish, dismal-dreaming, clotpole, dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb, droning, doghearted, codpiece, errant, dread-bolted, death-token, fawning, earth-vexing , dewberry, fobbing, elf-skinned, flap-dragon, forward, fat-kidneyed, flax-wench, frothy, fen-sucked, flirt-gill, gleeking, flap-mouthed, foot-licker, goatish, fly-bitten , fustilarian ,gorbellied, folly-fallen, giglet, impertinent, fool-born, gudgeon, infectious, full-gorged, haggard, jarring, guts-griping, harpy, loggerheaded, half-faced, hedge-pig, lumpish, hasty-witted, horn-beast, mammering, hedge-born, hugger-mugger, mangled, hell-hated, joithead, mewling, idle-headed, lewdster, paunchy, ill-breeding, lout, pribbling, ill-nurtured, maggot-pie, puking, knotty-pated, malt-worm, puny, milk-livered, mammet, qualling, motley-minded, measle, rank, onion-eyed, minnow, reeky, plume-plucked, miscreant, roguish, pottle-deep, moldwarp, ruttish, pox-marked, mumble-news, saucy, reeling-ripe, nut-hook, spleeny, rough-hewn, surly, rump-fed, puttock, tottering, shard-borne, pumpion, unmuzzled, sheep-biting, ratsbane, vain, spur-galled, scut, venomed, swag-bellied, skainsmate, villainous, tardy-gaited, strumpet, warped, tickle-brained varlot, wayward, toad-spotted, vassal, weedy, unchin-snouted, whey-face, yeasty, weather-bitten, wagtail.
Get thee to the netherworld, a much apt realm for a misbogetten wretch as thee. Surprise be not shall the populace, the Inferno denizens, be thy agnates.
Let he who rules have mercy on thee shall he say so, a task of dethroning the Almighty.
