Forum Game: Crush a dream

[Mr.Zombie]

Like Goldman's forum game, you reply to each others posts, like this
Mr.Zombie: I wish I had an apple!
Mr.Noob: Th aple rots trollolol I wish had an echidna!
Mr. Noobier: the echidna smells, I wish I could fly!

I wish I had a million dollars.
you can't reply to someone who just crushed your dream.

 

[CameronFTW]

I just hacked you bank account. >
I want a pony

 

[GoldMan27]

Too bad, you got a unicorn instead.

I wish the 6.0 update would finally arrive for iOS.

 

[Darknessbeaneath]

TOO BAD I HAVE ANDROID AND THE UPDATE CAME TO ME!!!!! LOL!

 

[Mr.Zombie]

Your android breaks and you get ios instead
I wish I could fly

 

[Chaotix]

Birds shoot you down
I wish I had some Crack.

 

[GoldMan27]

Unfortunately, you only get powdered milk.

I wish I could stop feeling so ill, and actually be able to eat foods other than pudding and yogurt...

 

[Brooke]

Unfortunately, you only get powdered milk.

I wish I could stop feeling so ill, and actually be able to eat foods other than pudding and yogurt...

You go to a doctor to try and get treated.
Unfortunately your sickness is caused by a parasite on your foot, and in order for it to be detached, it has to be incinerated painfully.

 

[Chaotix]

Unfortunately, you only get powdered milk.

I wish I could stop feeling so ill, and actually be able to eat foods other than pudding and yogurt...

You get better in a couple months due to pills.

I wish I could be more ludacris with my posts.

 

[Mr.Zombie]

you get too ludicrous, make everyone laugh to death and get banned from all of wikia for eternity.

I wish I had the power of mind control!

 

[Chaotix]

You used your mind control to finally control your own mind.
I wish I could patent my peanut butter and crack sandwich.

 

[CameronFTW]

I ate it...
I want to get 1 million subscribers!

 

[Mr.Zombie]

I horde of pewdiepie fanbase finds you and drags your channel to the ground, swearing and hating on it for eternity.

I wish I was Obama.

 

[FrancisMCMaster]

Then you became Obama and got hated
I wish Steve Jobs was here

 

[Dr. B]

Bill Gates puts a hit on him.

I wish I have a great attraction towards girls.

 

[Mr.Zombie]

You instead are surrounded by a magnetic field that rams you into old women every chance it gets.

This sentence is false! (I wish)

 

[RE-D]

You used your mind control to finally control your own mind.
I wish I could patent my peanut butter and crack sandwich.

Dude I have seen you use that pic so many times XD

 

[Jackman]

Then all the pictures get deleted. I wish for

 

[Chaotix]

Dude I have seen you use that pic so many times XD

You haven't seen my "Hi, have a beautiful time" posts on the New Members section.

 

[Mr.Zombie]

you all get banned from thread for using this as discussion