You go back in time and recreate cat memes and turn them into Geargirl memes, but a paradox happens and you never truly go back in time.
I wish I was a pumpkin.
But you get scammed by the company and it gives 3mbps speed instead of it's advertisement which claims it to have 500mbps speed, the fastest in the world.
In 2020, Pokemon becomes a blood sport which causes the death of millions of innocent animals which allows PETA to create a militia that kills any and all Pokemon Trainers....in Pokemon Cocaine White for the Nintendo 4DS, which is not cross-platform supported.
I wish I could turn everything I touched into ice cream.