Forum Game: Crush a dream

You get no soup because you didn't wish for anything.

I wish I could physically slap the Rilisoft company clean across the face, in retaliation for their incredibly slow update time on this game.
 
You slap them in an alternate universe

I wish that KB Standard would actually be active on this site for his clan.
 
Apple makes a new device and Rilisoft forgets about the other one's and just updates on that one. I wish Danny wasn't a troll.

Beat me to it. :angry:
 
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Danny eventually turns out to be a black Orc IFL.

I wish the office of Apple's Approval Team will be destroyed in a terrorist attack.
 
You get your wish denied by a genie
I wish I breathed fire...and Nutella.
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But your wish is altered instead of fire a water came from your saliva instead of nuttela just a mud.
I want a pet husky
 
You go back in time and recreate cat memes and turn them into Geargirl memes, but a paradox happens and you never truly go back in time.
I wish I was a pumpkin.
 
Too bad, you get time warped to the 90's, with floppy disks and 512MB RAM is considered "high specs".

I wish I had something good to watch.
 
instead of watch you just listen on it.
I wish i have the most fastest internet connection ever!
 
But you get scammed by the company and it gives 3mbps speed instead of it's advertisement which claims it to have 500mbps speed, the fastest in the world.

I wish pokemon trading could be cross-platform.
 
In 2020, Pokemon becomes a blood sport which causes the death of millions of innocent animals which allows PETA to create a militia that kills any and all Pokemon Trainers....in Pokemon Cocaine White for the Nintendo 4DS, which is not cross-platform supported.
I wish I could turn everything I touched into ice cream.
 
But i ate everything you touch except me.
I wish i have ability to stop and slow down the time
 
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