Forum Game: Crush a dream

[Medic]

You didn't get on the leaderboards!

I wish I could fly

 

[Goodman Tim]

Somebody thought you were a bird and shot you down.
I wish airport security wasn't so time wasting.

 

[Medic]

Airport security is now double the time

I wish I could eat a cheeseburger

 

[ToxicWolf1132]

Airport security is now double the time

I wish I could eat a cheeseburger

Mr.Krabs fires you for not eating a krabby patty. I wish I could shapeshift

 

[Medic]

You can't shapeshift.

I wish villagers in minecraft had BIGGER noses

 

[ToxicWolf1132]

Squidward god gets mad and kills all villagers
I wish i was eating a desk

You die from digesting too much wood
I wish I had a deathnote

 

[Oddy]

You die from digesting too much wood
I wish I had a deathnote

You get a dairy instead.
I wish for dots

 

[Dr. B]

You get a dairy instead.
I wish for dots

YOU GET SQUARES INSTEAD

I wish I had a cool trenchcoat and tie irl

 

[Medic]

Goku murders you

I wish Patrick wears a shirt

 

[ToxicWolf1132]

Goku murders you

I wish Patrick wears a shirt

He doesn't. I wish I had legs

 

[Medic]

Tentacles!!!
I want all dem monayyyy

You are bankrupt

I wish I HAD THE MONEY

 

[ToxicWolf1132]

You are bankrupt

I wish I HAD THE MONEY

You spend it all on dreamcast and zune stocks. I wish I could poo lasers

 

[ToxicWolf1132]

Diarrhea.
I wanna be the best pg3d player

But since it gets overrun by daters, you basically become the best dater. I wish they made a pixel gun 2

 

[goldman0102]

They make psg3d v.1.99
I wish the next commenter doesnt post 'I'm a donkey'

 

[AvengingKnight]

You're a donkey
I wish I can apologize to the Mechanical Overlord

 

[Theope~FTW~]

The mechanical overlord has gone to holidays forever somewhere with no internet connection
I wish I was superman

(See what I did there he is Spider-Man but I said superman)

 

[Oddy]

The mechanical overlord has gone to holidays forever somewhere with no internet connection
I wish I was superman

(See what I did there he is Spider-Man but I said superman)

You became super woman
I wish for a life time supply of Pringles

 

[Theope~FTW~]

You get a half a life time supply of Doritos.

I wish Mario battled pikatchu for the tittle of the best Nintendo character

 

[ToxicWolf1132]

You get a half a life time supply of Doritos.

I wish Mario battled pikatchu for the tittle of the best Nintendo character

They take mario out of smash bros so you can't do that
I wish someone would spam bomb every date server

 

[Theope~FTW~]

Unfortunately bombs got deleted from pixel gun because the daters didn't like them.
I wish herobrine met notch in a actual minecraft server