Multiplying Madness

Goodman Tim

Internet Enthusiast
Guys, I've finally figured out why there are so many daters! Because when one person sees another person being a dater, they take it as a role model, an example for them to be like it. So now let's start at the very beginning, the part when we're all newbies. Nobody's a dater as a noob because they no nothin yet. But when they see another dater, they sense they should be daters too like them. So now that the 1-4 and the 5-13 barrier is broken. Let's start changing some minds people!
 
There's only one problem. How the heck do we convince them not to date? I tried it once and they started talking trash about me.
Me: Pixel Gun is not a dating website.
Hot Boy: Then get out
Cute Girl: Yea
Me: Rilisoft is getting tired of daters like you.
Hot Boy: Who is Rilisoftm Why are you here noob?
Cute Girl: So? Go back to haveing *** with yourself!
Me: I gave you a chance. Prepare to be die.
 
Pfft, I don't even give them chances!
[Pyronx has joined the server]
Cute Boy: I need a GF.
Me: You're dead.
 
There's only one problem. How the heck do we convince them not to date? I tried it once and they started talking trash about me.
Me: Pixel Gun is not a dating website.
Hot Boy: Then get out
Cute Girl: Yea
Me: Rilisoft is getting tired of daters like you.
Hot Boy: Who is Rilisoftm Why are you here noob?
Cute Girl: So? Go back to haveing *** with yourself!
Me: I gave you a chance. Prepare to be die.

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Lol "who is Rilisoft" :grin: What a noob
 
Actually, the real reason why kids online date is for status purposes. They see their friends in school with "girlfriends" or "boyfriends," and they want their own. They KNOW they can't get any in real life, so they go in a video game to do it instead. Then, once they have a "date," they just brag about him/her saying that they're their date. When the friends of the person ask any questions, they just change the subject in order not to embarrass themselves and admit the truth. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the life of an online dater.
 
Actually, the real reason why kids online date is for status purposes. They see their friends in school with "girlfriends" or "boyfriends," and they want their own. They KNOW they can't get any in real life, so they go in a video game to do it instead. Then, once they have a "date," they just brag about him/her saying that they're their date. When the friends of the person ask any questions, they just change the subject in order not to embarrass themselves and admit the truth. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the life of an online dater.
That could be another reason though even though they do get one in Pixel Gun, it's not likely they would see each other again.
 
Actually, the real reason why kids online date is for status purposes. They see their friends in school with "girlfriends" or "boyfriends," and they want their own. They KNOW they can't get any in real life, so they go in a video game to do it instead. Then, once they have a "date," they just brag about him/her saying that they're their date. When the friends of the person ask any questions, they just change the subject in order not to embarrass themselves and admit the truth. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the life of an online dater.
That's true. Like this screenshot here:Screenshot_2014-08-06-14-16-36.png
 
Actually, the real reason why kids online date is for status purposes. They see their friends in school with "girlfriends" or "boyfriends," and they want their own. They KNOW they can't get any in real life, so they go in a video game to do it instead. Then, once they have a "date," they just brag about him/her saying that they're their date. When the friends of the person ask any questions, they just change the subject in order not to embarrass themselves and admit the truth. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the life of an online dater.
So, basically, it works out like this?
Internet+Dating.jpg
 
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