The "stupid things I've done when I was younger" thread

Zaliox

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Post your stories and @#$% here :U
I'll start :v

When I was younger, I wondered what pen ink tasted like, so I grabbed one of those pen ink tube thingies and sucked it like a straw. o.e
Thankfully I wasn't stupid enough to swallow the ink. .-.
 
While I was waiting to get my haircut when I was little I grabbed a pair of really sharp scissors by the points and cut my finger
 
I've got a lot of stories to share, but I'll start with this.

Once my uncle, my aunt and I were going on a family road trip, and we stopped at a service station to use the bathrooms.

After using the bathroom, I came across what I thought was a gumball dispenser. I inserted my money, and found that the gum was in a plastic ball, wrapped in clear plastic and was flat and circular.

I chewed on it, and to my disgust, it tasted like bitter latex. I remember now that it wasn't gum at all. It was a condom ._.
 
I've got a lot of stories to share, but I'll start with this.

Once my uncle, my aunt and I were going on a family road trip, and we stopped at a service station to use the bathrooms.

After using the bathroom, I came across what I thought was a gumball dispenser. I inserted my money, and found that the gum was in a plastic ball, wrapped in clear plastic and was flat and circular.

I chewed on it, and to my disgust, it tasted like bitter latex. I remember now that it wasn't gum at all. It was a condom ._.
WOOWOWOWOWOWOOOWWOWOWOWOWOWOW HOLY CRAP

When I was younger, I found this THING on the street, and took it home. I forgot to show my parents, and it's been lying under by bed for a year, and when I found it last week, it turned out to be a condom

I guess we all have our share of condoms
 
A dumb story from when I was 14.

One time, my uncle had left out his bottle of apple cider. I was about to go to my friends house, when I came across the bottle. Thinking it was apple juice, I took multiple swigs of the alcohol.

Drunk as hell, I made my way to my friends house. I got halfway there, before passing out on some random person's lawn.
 
A dumb story from when I was 14.

One time, my uncle had left out his bottle of apple cider. I was about to go to my friends house, when I came across the bottle. Thinking it was apple juice, I took multiple swigs of the alcohol.

Drunk as hell, I made my way to my friends house. I got halfway there, before passing out on some random person's lawn.
Apple cider = beer

So, one day I was walking home from school, and a saw a bag of "gumballs"
I brought it home, and you know what happened from there
You kids have NO idea how many condom experiences I've had ;-;
 
Back when I was in Elementary School:

A friend and I noticed there was this odd pipe sticking out of the ground around the back the school. So, little us, we decided to toss twigs, sticks, and stones into the pipe. A few days later, we noticed the ground on the road behind the school was torn up, and we wondered why. So, my friend's older brother told us I guess the sewer line had a rupture due to some sticks and stones being caught in the piping...

So yeah, I once ruined an entire facility's plumbing when I was little. :tongueout:
 
When I was about 8 I ran into a glass door. I lost a lot of blood and passed out. And woke up in the Hospital. That's all I can remember :s
 
This happened when I was very little, like toddler age.
I was at Disneyland, waiting in line for a ride. I was thirsty so I asked my parents for a bottle of water. They handed me one and I drank some out of it. Then, I had this totally brilliant idea to try and hold the water bottle in my mouth, using my teeth so I wouldn't have to actually carry it before boarding the ride.
You can only guess what happened next. Since I was so young, my teeth were too weak to support the weight of the bottle, and it fell out of my mouth, loosening one of my front teeth and causing it to bleed.
We ended up going on the ride anyway, but afterward we went to get medical help on site for me. Later, we went to McDonald's for dinner, and my parents bought me a cookie for dessert to make up for the incident. I bit into it and surprise, there was the loose tooth.
 
Back when I was in Elementary School:

A friend and I noticed there was this odd pipe sticking out of the ground around the back the school. So, little us, we decided to toss twigs, sticks, and stones into the pipe. A few days later, we noticed the ground on the road behind the school was torn up, and we wondered why. So, my friend's older brother told us I guess the sewer line had a rupture due to some sticks and stones being caught in the piping...

So yeah, I once ruined an entire facility's plumbing when I was little. :tongueout:
OH DAMN!

So once when I was little me and by little bro were sword fighting with sticks. I was 6 and he was 3. While we were sword fighting, my little bro accidentally stabbed himself in the eye and started crying. He had an ugly red mark on his eye for weeks.
 
When I was 6 or 7 idk I tied my kite with a short string in the ceiling fan, the string wrapped the motor thingy along with the kite and broke it.
 
When I was 3 I was running around the dining room while my mom was ironing clothing. She had set the iron down for a moment, I tripped on the cord for the iron, and low and behold the iron fell off the table, slamming onto my left hand. I can't remember if it was a first or second-degree burn (probably first), but my hand was bandaged for a long while (can't remember how long). There's even a photo of me visiting a Santa Claus at the Town Hall for Christmas, and it shows me with a sad face on, with my hand bandaged up. :tongueout:
 
Me being the einstien that I was....

I decided to color on my brothers hot wheels car's with sharpies,glitter,and glue. Here's a couple stories.

I was at church with my brother playing with his cars and he left the room to go do something. So I saw a bunch of sharoies and decided to write words on them. So on my brothers orange mustang, I wrote..." GO TO HELL!" . My brother came back into the room and I got in big trouble (I was like 5).

Second story. I had glitter and elmurs glue in my room cause I liked to draw and make art stuff when I was little. So again, I stole my brothers hot wheels cars and hid in my room with my art stuff. I got some paper towels,and got to work. I first DRENCHED the cars in glue,then I put ALL the glitter on the cars. There was so much glitter, that you couldn't even tell that it was a car. It just looked like....a glittery glued mass. But it gets even better.....My grandma was coming up the stairs to check on me, and I got scared that should would get mad. So me being a smart child, I quickly ran to our bathroom, got most of our bath towels,and covered my cars in them. So now the towels were glitterfied and sticky. My grandma found out and had to wash the towels....Took 2-3 washes to get the glitter out.

Last story... Me and my brother decided to flood the backyard and take his cars and have "mud races" with them. My mom would get home from work and be mad and told us to clean them up...Well...till this day....there's still some cars in the dirt from our races. .-.
 
When I was 3 I was running around the dining room while my mom was ironing clothing. She had set the iron down for a moment, I tripped on the cord for the iron, and low and behold the iron fell off the table, slamming onto my left hand. I can't remember if it was a first or second-degree burn (probably first), but my hand was bandaged for a long while (can't remember how long). There's even a photo of me visiting a Santa Claus at the Town Hall for Christmas, and it shows me with a sad face on, with my hand bandaged up. :tongueout:
Picture please
Me being the einstien that I was....

I decided to color on my brothers hot wheels car's with sharpies,glitter,and glue. Here's a couple stories.

I was at church with my brother playing with his cars and he left the room to go do something. So I saw a bunch of sharoies and decided to write words on them. So on my brothers orange mustang, I wrote..." GO TO HELL!" . My brother came back into the room and I got in big trouble (I was like 5).

Second story. I had glitter and elmurs glue in my room cause I liked to draw and make art stuff when I was little. So again, I stole my brothers hot wheels cars and hid in my room with my art stuff. I got some paper towels,and got to work. I first DRENCHED the cars in glue,then I put ALL the glitter on the cars. There was so much glitter, that you couldn't even tell that it was a car. It just looked like....a glittery glued mass. But it gets even better.....My grandma was coming up the stairs to check on me, and I got scared that should would get mad. So me being a smart child, I quickly ran to our bathroom, got most of our bath towels,and covered my cars in them. So now the towels were glitterfied and sticky. My grandma found out and had to wash the towels....Took 2-3 washes to get the glitter out.

Last story... Me and my brother decided to flood the backyard and take his cars and have "mud races" with them. My mom would get home from work and be mad and told us to clean them up...Well...till this day....there's still some cars in the dirt from our races. .-.
BRUH XD

So one day about 2-3 years ago, I was playing Pixel Gun. This was back in the old versions, and I discovered color codes. I wondered why everyone had all these different colors. I wanted the codes, so, little me, googled it. I found a forum post showing them. That's the story of how I found the forums :smile:
 
Another stupid thing I've done as a little kid.

When I was like 3/4, I thought EVERYTHING could go down the toilet. Just throw it in and flush. So I decided to put all of my bath toys and our house phone in there. I also put a PEZ dispenser down there before. And when I was just starting to be potty trained, I thought you could throw a roll of toilet paper in there.

Long story short: My bath toy fishies,a pez dispenser,our house phone and a toilet paper roll clogged my toilet. I lost my bath toys cause I was an idiot. :pensive:
 
Another stupid thing I've done as a little kid.

When I was like 3/4, I thought EVERYTHING could go down the toilet. Just throw it in and flush. So I decided to put all of my bath toys and our house phone in there. I also put a PEZ dispenser down there before. And when I was just starting to be potty trained, I thought you could throw a roll of toilet paper in there.

Long story short: My bath toy fishies,a pez dispenser,our house phone and a toilet paper roll clogged my toilet. I lost my bath toys cause I was an idiot. :pensive:
Poor bath toys... I bet your parents were mad about the house phone XD

So one day when I was 2-3 years old, I was visiting a place a forgot the name of. I saw this little box on the ground. In it were a bunch of "balls". I started messing around with them, and a person walking by gave me a dirty look, like "You crazy, kid?"
Guess what? IT WAS A BOX OF CONDOMS! That was my first condom experience.
 
This took place back when I was eleven. My friend had a sleep over, and we decided to see who could hold mouthwash in their mouth the longest. My mouth felt as if it was containing acid, but I succeeded and held the mouthwash in my mouth for twenty minutes. After that, my mouth was numb for almost three hours and everything tasted like mint for almost two days
 
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