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WOOWOWOWOWOWOOOWWOWOWOWOWOWOW HOLY CRAPI've got a lot of stories to share, but I'll start with this.
Once my uncle, my aunt and I were going on a family road trip, and we stopped at a service station to use the bathrooms.
After using the bathroom, I came across what I thought was a gumball dispenser. I inserted my money, and found that the gum was in a plastic ball, wrapped in clear plastic and was flat and circular.
I chewed on it, and to my disgust, it tasted like bitter latex. I remember now that it wasn't gum at all. It was a condom ._.
Apple cider = beerA dumb story from when I was 14.
One time, my uncle had left out his bottle of apple cider. I was about to go to my friends house, when I came across the bottle. Thinking it was apple juice, I took multiple swigs of the alcohol.
Drunk as hell, I made my way to my friends house. I got halfway there, before passing out on some random person's lawn.
That moment when you googled what it wasI always thought that "hentai" was a name of some sort of anime... @-@
"Eh..."That moment when you googled what it was
OH DAMN!Back when I was in Elementary School:
A friend and I noticed there was this odd pipe sticking out of the ground around the back the school. So, little us, we decided to toss twigs, sticks, and stones into the pipe. A few days later, we noticed the ground on the road behind the school was torn up, and we wondered why. So, my friend's older brother told us I guess the sewer line had a rupture due to some sticks and stones being caught in the piping...
So yeah, I once ruined an entire facility's plumbing when I was little.
Picture pleaseWhen I was 3 I was running around the dining room while my mom was ironing clothing. She had set the iron down for a moment, I tripped on the cord for the iron, and low and behold the iron fell off the table, slamming onto my left hand. I can't remember if it was a first or second-degree burn (probably first), but my hand was bandaged for a long while (can't remember how long). There's even a photo of me visiting a Santa Claus at the Town Hall for Christmas, and it shows me with a sad face on, with my hand bandaged up.
BRUH XDMe being the einstien that I was....
I decided to color on my brothers hot wheels car's with sharpies,glitter,and glue. Here's a couple stories.
I was at church with my brother playing with his cars and he left the room to go do something. So I saw a bunch of sharoies and decided to write words on them. So on my brothers orange mustang, I wrote..." GO TO HELL!" . My brother came back into the room and I got in big trouble (I was like 5).
Second story. I had glitter and elmurs glue in my room cause I liked to draw and make art stuff when I was little. So again, I stole my brothers hot wheels cars and hid in my room with my art stuff. I got some paper towels,and got to work. I first DRENCHED the cars in glue,then I put ALL the glitter on the cars. There was so much glitter, that you couldn't even tell that it was a car. It just looked like....a glittery glued mass. But it gets even better.....My grandma was coming up the stairs to check on me, and I got scared that should would get mad. So me being a smart child, I quickly ran to our bathroom, got most of our bath towels,and covered my cars in them. So now the towels were glitterfied and sticky. My grandma found out and had to wash the towels....Took 2-3 washes to get the glitter out.
Last story... Me and my brother decided to flood the backyard and take his cars and have "mud races" with them. My mom would get home from work and be mad and told us to clean them up...Well...till this day....there's still some cars in the dirt from our races. .-.
Poor bath toys... I bet your parents were mad about the house phone XDAnother stupid thing I've done as a little kid.
When I was like 3/4, I thought EVERYTHING could go down the toilet. Just throw it in and flush. So I decided to put all of my bath toys and our house phone in there. I also put a PEZ dispenser down there before. And when I was just starting to be potty trained, I thought you could throw a roll of toilet paper in there.
Long story short: My bath toy fishies,a pez dispenser,our house phone and a toilet paper roll clogged my toilet. I lost my bath toys cause I was an idiot.